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Miss gwen acts like she's miss inoccent but as her husband found out, she's no more then a chuby whore. Two months ago she gave me her adress so I could send her some 'flowers'. Isntead I sent her my picture which I bet she used for her sexual fantsaies. When she never wrote back to tell me to stop I new she must of liked it. No wonder her husband left her. Did Mike and Corky send you thier pictures too you white trash whore?

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2001

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Your wife is a lucky woman.

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2001

Yeah, and then she shared it with all of us and we had a knee slapping laugh. And then we found a picture of you on the internet, and laughed some more.

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2001

We saw that picture. There were fantasies, but I assure you NONE of them were sexual. I think one of them involved burning the stupid Hawaiian print shirts you wear.

-- Anonymous, March 25, 2001

test.

-- Anonymous, March 25, 2001

I've always just read it as "screenwrite", scrnwrt. For some reason, I love getting on chatlines or bulletin boards and pretending to be someone else. Usually I do it for my own amusement or the amusement of my friends. I never take it as far as e-mail, though.

-- gwen (gwenz@ev1.net), August 18, 2000.

Well that settles it, now doesnt it?

-- Anonymous, March 25, 2001



So... I didn't write you back and ask you to marry me after I got your unsolicited picture in the mail, and now, to "punish" me, you're posting as different people on my boards because I used to post under fake names on other boards? Is that it?

-- Anonymous, March 25, 2001

No its that you should have read the book the Jehovahs Witnesess gave you. Mabye it would of taught you a thing or two like how not to lie and be a hypocrit so youre husband won't have to leave you.

-- Anonymous, March 25, 2001

would you really email her fat ass after seeing her pic in the pork section of the grocery store. Man she is wider than the trunk of my pacer. Tell the bitch to get some slim fat.

-- Anonymous, March 25, 2001

It's a good thing Gwen is heavy. This makes your inability to get an erection her fault.

-- Anonymous, March 25, 2001

No... you wouldn't actually e-mail my fat ass, would you? You'd only look at the picture and post on my forum several hundred times a day, right? It's true... I must be too ugly for someone like you.

-- Anonymous, March 25, 2001


Hawaiian shirts are ugly.

-- Anonymous, March 25, 2001

Don't be afraid to... ... ask for help ... admit something's wrong ... leave a bad situation ... try Prozac ... rearrange the furniture ... admit that you're not perfect

Your words Gwen, how DO they taste?

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2001


Vicodin, take me away!

-- Gwen (gwenz@ev1.net), July 29, 2000

Oh yes, looks like she likes her narcotics also.

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2001


Oh no, Captain Insano!! You're still here?! I took the weekend off but I'm back. Let's see if we can get this right this week, ok? You screwed up my lunch (I got my own chicken sandwich) and didn't send any e-mails so I'm a bit disappointed but try to redeem yourself, ok? I want you to post complete crap all over Gwen's board to show further evidence to everyone that you are psychotic. Do it beaaayatch!! Do it now and bark as you type! Remember who owns you!!

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2001

Who is captain insano?

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2001


Good boy. It looks like you have follwoed my last command of posting crap everywhere. Now, I know we are treading on thin ice here as your instability and psychosis seems to be growing but you are finally following orders. (I hope you barked like a good beaaaytch as you typed.) Next chore for you, do some type of low level physical harm to yourself. You know, bash your head into a mirror, take a hammer to your left thumb, maybe even ingest some household cleaner. You choose. Run, run slave. You have been given your commands. Now do it and report back here when done. Still no e- mails though. How disappointing.

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2001

"When she never wrote back to tell me to stop I new she must of liked it."

Are you familiar with the concept of leaving crazy people alone? Generally, if they get the attention they desire, it provokes them to never, ever go away. Kind of like...you, newone.

And it's "...KNEW she must HAVE liked it." Note the subtle differences in spelling.

I don't even really care for this site, and have never posted here. But calling someone you don't know a chubby whore or condemning that person for lifestyle choices seems a little, well, psycho for one, but none of your business, either.

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2001


oh stoner has joined in. how sweet. i never posted here either, but from the looks of things it is getting kind of slow here.

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2001

Why don't you care for this site, Barbara? Sniff...

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2001

Here is proof again of how you run people off. 1st of all you trust nobody, never apologize and now attack another poster. tell us oh great gwen one, what is the criteria one must meet to grovel at your feet. since being nice doesnt work, jsut what does work for you. your sarcasim is not necessary. barb was trying to help you out. what did she get. a kick in the butt. ok barb, now you were saying.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

Pizza is good, but shrimp fried rice is also good. Did I ever mention how much I love shrimp fried rice? That sh!t is the BOMB.

I also like shiny things. Shiny things are good. Now I ask you, is there anyone among us who doesn't have, deep down in their heart of hearts, a fondness for shiny things?

I wish shrimp fried rice was shiny, then it would be two great things together in one small, fragrant little package.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


I don't see how "Why don't you care for this site, Barbara? Sniff... " can be construed as an "attack" or a "kick in the butt." Milla, didn't REM write a song for you? I think it was called "Shiny Happy Pizza." :-) Seriously, too many people like shiny things too much. Let's all try to curb our Shiny Object(tm) appetites. (Or what Barbra Streisand made famous:
People
People who need pizza
are the hungriest people!)

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

Man, now I'm hearing Barbra (singing about pizza, at least!) in my head. That was not nice.

Yeah, R.E.M. wrote that song JUST for ME. Everybody, sing along! You know the words!

Shiny happy pizza lunch treat
Eat it with a crowd
Pizza Pizza
Throw that dough around
Love it, love it
Crust all golden brown
Happy happy
Put it in my mouth
Where the cheese will flow
This pizza is all mine
Shiny happy pizza in my hands
Shiny happy pizza lunch treat
Everyone around
loves it, loves it
Put it in your hands Eat it, eat it
No Pizza, no cry!
Happy, happy
Put it in your tum
O, the cheese will flow
This pizza is all mine.


-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


D'oh.

*closes italic tag*

There.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


Thanks Paul. Now I'm really hungry for pizza. You are a cruel man.

Disclaimer: If'n you don't see the sarcasm in that statement you may construe it as an attack. Don't do that. It's bad. No attacks here. Just good wholesome sarcasm.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


Hey man, don't blame me! Milla has been talking about pizza all over the place! :-)

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

Did Paul just say "pizza"?

I like pizza.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


I just had pizza.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

I'm having pizza right now!

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

I can't have any pizza for lunch today.

*sob!*

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


I didn't get any pizza either, and instead I went to the gynecologist during my lunch break.

I got totally screwed! No pizza, mild discomfort, and lectured on smoking and exercise (too much of one, not enough of the other).

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


That's a bum deal, Robyn! *empathy*

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

Aw, man, pizza and gynecological exams don't mix anyway. Be strong, Robin. Have pizza tonight. :-)

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

It could have been worse. He could have put you on a no pizza/all salmon diet.

The saddest part about having had pizza for lunch is now I can't have it for dinner.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


Is there a law against having pizza twice in one day?

Because if I've been wrong, well, I don't wanna be right.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


dang, all this talk about pizza is giving me a chuby. Either that or all the Vicodin I took.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

Dang, Robyn, I sincerely did not mean to spell your name wrong. I'm sorry.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

Dang, Robyn I can't believe Paul spelled your name wrong. Dang.

-- Anonymous, March 29, 2001

I like Vicodin.

-- Anonymous, March 29, 2001

Dang, Travis. Shucks.

-- Anonymous, March 29, 2001

Dang, if it wasn't for Paul's punctuation I would have thought he just said I suck. Dang.

-- Anonymous, March 29, 2001

consarn it, y'all are killing me! That's Old ProspectorSpeak for "all this Pizza And Vicodin Talk is making me me laugh out loud at work, which RARELY happens, mm'kay?"

I ate an apple to try and fool my appetite into submission. Yeah, RIGHT. Like that was ever going to succeed. I want a whole bag of Brachs Fiesta Eggs, which are the white-speckled candy-coated malted milk ball thingys only available at Easter.

-- Anonymous, March 29, 2001


Dadgummit. :-) Thanks for reading carefully, Travis, because I'd never say you suck - I think your posts are intelligent and entertaining. Dagnabit.

-- Anonymous, March 29, 2001

I want some KinderEggs, Klee. I've been good, dadgummit.

Stupid import / export laws. Can't get any cool (but non-child-proof) flashy LED lighters anymore either.

-- Anonymous, March 29, 2001


Tarnashin, Paul said my posts are intelligent and entertaining. Dang that was nice of him. Thanks Paul. I like your posts too. Shucks, I like all ya'll posts.

Ifn that sounded sarcastic in anyway, it wasn't. I was serious. REALLY!

-- Anonymous, March 29, 2001


Right on, klee, with the Brach's Fiesta Eggs. I could eat a whole bag of those, or until I became sick, whichever comes first. Thank God there's only one Easter every year (no pun intended). :-)

-- Anonymous, March 29, 2001

What is it about Brach's Fiesta Eggs, or peanut M&Ms for that matter, that makes one continually bite them in half to get the cutaway view? I start to do that if I'm eating a bunch but want to slow down. It's like stopping, but not stopping. :-)

-- Anonymous, March 29, 2001

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