-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), March 24, 2001

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It's even funnier because that Baby Bush's denomination.

-- dudesy (dudesy@37.com), March 24, 2001.

This pic must have been taken in the South. The moveable letters on the signboard are a giveaway. UME churches in general are very mainstream, very non-fundie. Also rather boring and pedantic with none of that on-altar rock n roll, none of that on-altar theater and interviews that you encounter in the non-denominational, "contemporary" maga-churchs.

Nothing to fear UB.

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), March 24, 2001.

"...Also rather boring and pedantic with none of that on-altar rock n roll, none of that on-altar theater and interviews that you encounter in the non-denominational, "contemporary" maga-churchs. ..."

You forgot "they have nothing to do with Jesus Christ, either"

-- (blah@blah.blah), March 25, 2001.

Speaking or church sign bloopers........

The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Adams.

Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."

Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), March 28, 2001.