-- Anonymous, March 22, 2001

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"Did you just say the Mackems play attractive Football?"

-- Anonymous, March 22, 2001

"I have an unfamiliar warm feeling in my trousers"

-- Anonymous, March 22, 2001

translated from Italian

Thank you for my new Fiat which you sent for my birthday, Mr Agnelli. It is much nicer than yet another Christmas Rolex from my friends in Roma................

-- Anonymous, March 22, 2001

Oh God - it's not time for another lookalikes competition in Evergreens is it?

-- Anonymous, March 22, 2001