Hi. Can you tell me a little about this forum? How come you named it the way you did?

What type of people did you have in mind?

I read you were a journalist, I enjoy writing, do you have a website?

Thanks.

-- Anonymous, March 21, 2001

Answers

James, er, newone, I thought you were given the link to Gwen's site the last time you started a dumbass topic (besides your swan song topic). I'm not going to give it to you because you should have kept the link when it was first given to you.

-- Anonymous, March 21, 2001

I hope it's not James, after he gave his "Good-bye, Cruel World!" speech. Because if it is James, it means he can't just turn away from the abuse and simply enjoy his business success and family. It's mean streets when you're told you need to get a life... and you've already got one.

-- Anonymous, March 22, 2001

Newone, because you say that you read several Lusenet forums, let me give you a couple of tips about them. When you look at a Lusenet forum's main page, you'll see links across the top. Two of them say "About" and "Publisher". If you click on "About", you'll see what I wrote as an introduction to this forum. If you click on "Publisher", you'll see my website.

The people I had in mind were the fans of my website, which used to be called "Gwen's Trailer Trash Page".

I suggest that you look at my site before posting on this forum. I don't want you to make the same mistake James did. James came here from another Lusenet forum, too. He posted for a long time before actually looking at my website. Then he e-mailed me and criticized my site, and tried to tell me how I should run my forum. I suggest that you at least glance through the site so that later, you won't be tempted to write to me and say something like:

If you >don't want truthful opinions about relavent topics that have been asked on >your forum, then state that there shall be no politically or socially >relavent questions asked. If you don't like my replies to these questions, >then delete them. If all you want is talk of cute hamsters and shopping >antique stores then say so. You have a unique forum here with many >interesting contributers. Let it flow or drive the damn bus.

Then, I won't be tempted to reply to you with something like this: >James, if you don't like the fact that I talk about hamsters and >antique shopping, then GET THE FUCK OFF MY FORUM. > >Leave. Start your own forum and talk about whatever you want.

That's just an example. Feel free to envision your own scenarios.

I'm not a journalist. Who ever told you that probably never reads my site.

Thank you for your interest in my site and my forum.

-- Anonymous, March 22, 2001

Man, I didn't know James criticized Gwentown. How lame. Gwentown is cool.

-- Anonymous, March 22, 2001

It's a good thing James told me I have no concept how people think, pissing off his wife by giving her sister flowers without asking, being a conservative who counts on the government to keep his community safe, and getting me really horny walking around without panties. If he didn't tell me I was full of shit, I never would have known.

-- Anonymous, March 22, 2001

Newone, if you're gonna start a topic to ask Gwen questions, then c'mon... honk 'em up a bit!

Say, like...

... so, Gwen? Guys who wear boxers or briefs? If you could have one celebrity at the end of a short leash, who would it be? Who kicks more ass, Charlie's Angels or the Powerpuff Girls? Would Trailer Trash Housewife be a sitcom or a one-hour drama?

-- Anonymous, March 22, 2001

Hamsters rock.

-- Anonymous, March 22, 2001

Wrong! Shaved lemurs rock!!!

-- Anonymous, March 22, 2001

What if an intoxicated juvenile hamster committed armed robbery of an antique store while Gwen was there and accidentally killed one of the clerks? Would she get the death penalty? :-)

-- Anonymous, March 22, 2001

Paul, I think it depends on the state's laws.

-- Anonymous, March 22, 2001

And wether or not the hamster was minor.

-- Anonymous, March 22, 2001

Hey, is anyone else having trouble getting Gwentown to load?

-- Anonymous, March 22, 2001

yeah, but if you go to www.greenspun.com and then to Lusenet and scroll down to Gwen's site, it will load quickly.

-- Anonymous, March 22, 2001

Greenspun responds fine, if all you want is the forum. But Gwentown itself hasn't loaded for me in about 24 hours.

-- Anonymous, March 22, 2001

I am not james, unless I have had an unknown sex alteration, thank you.

BTW, I did find your homepage, I tried to get into the housewife one and could not. Thank you Gwen for the help though.

From here on out I will not respond in defense of myself re: James or whomever. I already explained I stumbled here via Lusenet. I find this site enjoyable and very user friendly.

If Gwen would like, I will email her with my true addy. Gwen, your call.

-- Anonymous, March 22, 2001

Heh. That's funny coz James told me "your call" in the last e-mail he sent me, right before he told me that I was a spoiled brat and it was no wonder my husband left me. Y'all, I'm starting to think that I owe Everyone's Internet ten bucks, because my e-mail's been down. If my site's down, too, that's probably it. My credit card must have been maxed when they tried to collect. Guys who wear boxers or briefs? Boxer briefs.
If you could have one celebrity at the end of a short leash, who would it be? Um... Ben Affleck, but only if he's handcuffed to Matt Damon.
Who kicks more ass, Charlie's Angels or the Powerpuff Girls? Shit. The Powerpuff Girls, and then Charlie's Angels by a very slim margin. But above all six is the women of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
Would Trailer Trash Housewife be a sitcom or a one-hour drama? It would be a sitcom if I thought it could do any better than Roseanne did. Otherwise, it'd be a one-hour teen drama.

-- Anonymous, March 22, 2001

Okay, I just called and found out that the server that contained my site is absolutely fried, and they don't know when it'll be up and running again. Sob!

Thank gosh for my back-up e-mail account and Internet access account!

-- Anonymous, March 22, 2001

I emailed you last night, did you get the email? I did not know your husband left you, that is sad. I do believe people here are paranoid, that is okay. I am not james, never was, never will be.

I emailed you, that is all that counts, with my real email address via aol.

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

Hey newone, did you email Gwen? Because I didn't understand it the first half dozen times you posted about it on the boards.

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

Hey, Nicole, don't scare new one away. You know I'm just a lonely little girl with an inferiority complex. I need all the new friends I can get!

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

Oh, okay!

So, did you get her email?

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

Hmm..I wonder how many people got bounced emails with that fake address?

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

Yeah, and did you get mine? I emailed you 800 times even though you told me you were having trouble getting your email!

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

Hey Gwen, email me, okay?

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

Wait... did you guys e-mail me? Because I e-mailed you, too! And you can see from the name on my e-mail address that I am Gwen. I sent you an e-mail, so go look and see if you got my e-mail, and then look at the address and confirm for yourselves that my REAL name is Gwen.

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

***Suggestion to morons who post, offend people, embarrass themselvess, leave and then come back with a new name***

"Don't come back as a moron, post, offend people and further embarrass yourself!"

Dumbass!

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

ty terd, you are all a bunch of idiots. i will not leave, better get busy deleting me

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

That's okay. I found your home address James, I can post it and everyone can send you love mail to your house. Or you can leave the boards.

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

What is this thing you call e-mail? And can it be used to kill people?

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

Pal, You were owned, used up and spit out here. Get the hint! It's bizarre to me and I'm sure any human with an ounce of self-respect why you would do what you are doing. I could throw around all the "no life" phrases that are out there and would accurately describe you but it would take too much energy. You have neither the intelligence, people skills or basic human qualities to exist, contribute or interact here. Good luck in life but it's obvious that you won't make it here. You are already 'torturing' your kids, family and anyone else that is forced to interact with you with your mere existence. Please spare us that torturing. If you are in need of attention that badly, at least be productive. Go get me a chicken sandwich!

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

Damn it, have we stopped making e-mail jokes?

But it's ok. Maybe I can be like James, and just tell everyone I am a hot male. Yeah, that's the secret.

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

tylerd, wouldn't you rather have your bitch go into the kitchen and make you a pot pie?

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

New Mike, I was just about to tell you that this new fangled thingie called email may destroy if used in the wrong hands.

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

that would be you in the kitchen, huh, kitty?

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

Hey! Is New Mike the same as the Old Mike? Or is Old Mike New Mike? I'm getting confused.

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

testrun

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

are we having fun yet?

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

Oh, no, that would be you Slick Willy, aka newone, aka James "dumfuck lumberjack" Mickelson. You are Tylerd's bitch. His squealing bitch.

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

come over here kitty, lemme squeeze that big fat homemaker ass of yours and you can squeal like the pig you are in delite.

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

Ok. Ok. James, I know it must be difficult. You are not used to being owned in this way. You probably surround yourself with people that are meek, unintelligent or as closed-minded and challenged as you are so when you end up on the tail end of the pimp stick like you have here, you don't know how to handle it.

Here's some guidance, walk away big guy! Put your tail bewteen you legs, you know where your balls should be and go. It's all over! I'm your new commander!

I honestly feel for you. This can't be the first time that honest, intelligent and well-rounded people have beaten you down so hard in response to what you honestly believe (however, narrowminded and unintelligent) that you have no place else to go but to the pathetic ends that you have. If necessary, send all of your 'thoughts' to armada1@hushmail.com. That will give you an avenue for this crap and you don't even have to think up new screennames. I don't look forward to having my e-mail account flooded with your nonesense but it will spare the board! Now be a good boy! I'm still waiting on that Chicken sandwich. And get Nicole that pot-pie while your at it!

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

ty terd: you dont know me. but i know you :-)

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

you be nicole's slave 4 today, i am not interested. perhaps maybe you and the rest of this sick clique can go and find gwen a new husband. ahhh, nevermind, he wouldnt stay either and judging from her web page i can see why.

foul mouthed twit that she is. i sure hope she eats with that mouth.

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

WRONG!! You are MY slave. Now, I gave you an e-maill address for you to send all of this to. Use it! Stop polluting this board! Be a good slave and do it! You have been owned on so many different levels. Face it and deal with it. Run to the store now and get us lunch. Run, slave, run!

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

You know, it sounds more and more like someone tried to make advances to Miss Gwen and got shot down, and now that certain someone is bitter.

Why don't you go cry and masturbate somewhere else?

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

just chillin here terd. go take your daily med's will you, because i am not leaving. deal with it and me.

besides why should i post at a fake email account moron.

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

I think someone is upset that they didn't fool anybody.

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

here kitty kitty, heres a big vibrator for you. as i said, i is not going anywhere. run along little girl you have no life anyhow.

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

E-mail address is armada70@hushmail.com. Sorry my bad! Hey, can I get some of your lithium? The med idea sounds good...

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

shelly nice handle should be you grow up girl now go get yourself some cookies and milk and dont pay no attention to your children when they come home, after all you are online right?

betcha weigh over 150?

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

-- tylerd (tylerd@fightclub.com), hipocrit, can you say that real slow terd?

btw, shouldnt you be cleaning your house?

fightclub indeed, but you are sort of good at it.

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

Please attempt to explain your previous post.

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

Oh sob! My feelings are so hurt now. Now I'm going to run and post under a new name since I can't handle the fact that I've been insulted.

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

Um, what is wrong with weighing 150? Considering you weigh close to 300 I don't think you should talk.

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

Tick tock, piss boy. Waiting for those e-mails!

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

piss boy? lmao. I got your boy. come and get him.

herrrreee kitty kitty @150!!

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

Whew! After spending about 20 minutes combing through pages and pages of lame insults, I finally found out what's going on with Gwentown. I thought Gwen might have yanked it down for some tragic reason. I was very nervous.

Gwen, hope you can get everything back up and running soon. I guess this is a lesson to me to join your notify list. :)

This has been an insult-free post. We now rejoin your regularly scheduled programming.

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2001