A horny Nowegian moose!

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Wednesday March 21 7:57 AM ET, Yahoo

Sex-Starved Moose Defecates on Car

OSLO (Reuters) - A sex-starved moose in Norway mistook a small, yellow car for a would-be partner, but defecated on it after it got no response.

Leif Borgersen, owner of the Ford Ka model, told the Norwegian regional daily Telemarksavisa Tuesday that he found his car bathed in lick marks, saliva and moose excrement.

Borgersen says the moose left its mark on the front yard of his home in Lardal, about 125 miles southwest of Oslo.

``The front yard was simply transformed into an outdoor toilet,'' he said. ``I'm a bit uncertain whether I should take the risk of letting the car stand alone and defenseless on the front yard from now on.''

There was no damage to the car apart from the sideview mirror that was bent backwards.

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), March 21, 2001

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Uffda, make big ca-ca on damn C-T Ford Ka.

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), March 21, 2001.

A sex-starved moose in Norway mistook a small, yellow car for a would- be partner, but defecated on it after it got no response.

Damn.....no sex, then shit on you. Lol. I gotta remember that one.

Mental pic of moose humping a focus or an aspire, go figure it was a ford....lmao.

Lars, dude, you have it hands down for all time gross thread award.

-- justa (just@another.poster), March 21, 2001.


Take that, bitch!

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), March 21, 2001.

Darn, I thought from the title of this thread I was going to read about Lars' latest night out on the town. Talk about false advertising!

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), March 22, 2001.

Jack--

If I was writing about myself, I would have entitled it A corny Norwegian loose

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), March 22, 2001.



Groan.............

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), March 22, 2001.

What do you want for nothing?

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), March 22, 2001.

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