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Choose one or more topics and let 'er rip:

Abortion - pro or con?
Religion - is it real?
Bill or Hillary Clinton - are they something else, or what?
Counting votes in Florida - outrage vs. nanny-boo-boo.
Theory of evolution vs. creationism
Abortion - when does life begin?
Global warming - real or fake?
Racism - what's in it for me?
Hooters - real or fake?
Bushisms - really funny bloopers or a sign of end times?
The stock market is crashing/will crash/will rise again
Abortion - it's really all about sex
Nostalgia for simpler times
Nostalgia for better drugs
Nostalgia for a time when sex seemed more interesting than the Clintons
What I did over summer vacation
Why the other guy is an idiot
Why I am not an idiot

Did I miss anything important?



-- Little Nipper (canis@minor.net), March 21, 2001

Answers

Uncle Boob is a two-faced, back-stabbing, fucking asshole...

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), March 21, 2001.

why I'm an online forum junkie.

why does some folks here want it up the ass.

why ask why?

-- here.... (nipin@the.nip), March 21, 2001.


A troll is a troll or does it take a toll?

Is aint really?

-- more (more@of.thesame), March 21, 2001.


Choose one or more topics and let 'er rip:

- Abortion - pro or con? -

Somewhere in between.

- Religion - is it real? -

Religion is certainly real. God, on the other hand, may or may not be. I can't decide.

- Bill or Hillary Clinton - are they something else, or what? -

Bill is certainly real. Hillary, on the other hand, may or may not be. I can't decide.

- Counting votes in Florida - outrage vs. nanny-boo-boo. -

Nanny-boo-boo, I guess.

- Theory of evolution vs. creationism -

Evolution, please.

- Abortion - when does life begin? -

When you get your driver's license.

- Global warming - real or fake? -

Don't know.

- Racism - what's in it for me? -

Not too much. Classism, however, benefits me quite a bit.

- Hooters - real or fake? -

Real, please.

- Bushisms - really funny bloopers or a sign of end times? -

Really funny bloopers.

- The stock market is crashing/will crash/will rise again -

Not crashing/will rise again.

- Abortion - it's really all about sex -

Well, it's *somewhat* about sex.

- Nostalgia for simpler times -

Times only seem simple when you're too stupid to understand what's actually going on.

- Nostalgia for better drugs -

I have asthma now, so I can't smoke pot anymore. I do miss it.

- Nostalgia for a time when sex seemed more interesting than the Clintons -

Sex has always been more intersting than the Clintons. To me anyway - I wouldn't dare to speak for others...

- What I did over summer vacation -

Didn't take one. Dammit.

- Why the other guy is an idiot -

'cause he doesn't agree with me.

- Why I am not an idiot -

'cause I agree with me.

- Did I miss anything important? -

Yes.

-- RC (randyxpher@aol.com), March 21, 2001.


Y2J is Dennis Olson.

-- (he@really.is), March 21, 2001.


There is no embedded chip problem, society will not collapse because of embedded chips because they are not generic ones with hidden clocks which run and will mess up even if they are not tied to the function being used.

Come on...someone admit I was absolutly right about the embedded thing!

-- Cherri (jessam5@home.com), March 21, 2001.


Multiple claps, Cherri, You were right.

Now, resume regular scheduled programming.

-- right (ok@you.were), March 21, 2001.


THEN you die!!

-- al-d (dogs@zianet.com), March 21, 2001.

No question about it Cherri.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), March 21, 2001.

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