Pragmatic Poe u scare me. Are u a stalker of Poe? I bet you are, cuz u seem to know A LOOOOOOOOOT! STALKER. U HAVE SEX WITH POE's DEAD BODY AND VIRGINIA's...SICK-O! GET A LIFE....AHHHHH UR OUTSIDE MY WINDOW AHHHHHHH.................................GET AWAY FROM ME...............MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!.....I dont think ill be coming back, he's TAKING MEEEEEEE....

-- Anonymous, March 19, 2001

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA I dont understand...

-- Anonymous, March 19, 2001

Dear Stalkee,

I am not a stalker of Poe... erm I think it's going to be somewhat difficult to do that, seeing as he's been dead for over a century and a half now. As for having sexual intercourse with either Poe or with Virginia, again I don't quite see how that's going to happen (roll around in their dust maybe?).

The fact that you felt the need to post up these rather perverse fantasies on a website which dedicates itself towards further academic knowledge on Edgar Allan Poe says more about your own sick and twisted mind than mine. So I redirect your imperative back to you: "Get a life!".

Oh... and as for stalking you or being at you window... ~smirks~ as if!! And "taking you"? DREAM ON stalkee, dream on!!

Pragmatic_Poe

-- Anonymous, March 22, 2001

Come on, you loser! You must have a lot of free time to come up with that crap. I know a lot about Poe too, but that's because I'm doing a paper on him... I have to know a lot about him. Just because someone knows a lot of stuff about something they're interested in doesn't mean they're weird... looks to me like you're the weird one.

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2001

What the hell you little fucker. Show some repect. Don't be pullin' your little sick jokes here. Poe is dead, and people are still talkin' about him because of his work. Who's gonna remember you one and a half centuries after you die??? NO ONE! I'm trying to use little words for you, since the crap you pulled, you don't strike me as the most intelligent person.

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2001

Well first off i dont really think you know waht your talkin about! and i didnt really think that it was funny, and i am sure alot of other people didnt either. i think you need help hunnie.

-- Anonymous, November 14, 2001

WHAT A FUCKED UP WAY TO WASTE SPACE ON A WEBSITE YOU ASSHOLE

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2003

WHAT KIND OF WEED HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING!?!?

-- Anonymous, November 20, 2003

Once again the power of human stupidity reigns supreme....

-- Anonymous, March 05, 2004

Stupidity will always reign supreme over the normal people!

sincerely: The Great Amazing Rando

PS: Would you like a balloon?!

-- Anonymous, May 20, 2004