BBS Corinthian League Match 5

12 Dec 1999, FACup against Spurs at White Hart Lane, 1-1. A strong BBS contingent roared us on to a well-deserved draw whilst the miserable cockneys closed the bars, their coppers refused to give directions and their "fans" doled out random, cowardly violence and laryngitis. Charvet and Helder did the tight marking for us whilst Shearer and Ferguson exhausted their defence with a titanic aerial battle which set the pattern of the game so strongly that a cunning double substitution of Glass and Gallacher found them unable to step up a gear to meet the new pace on our side. Glass crossed for a super Speed header to level the tie after Iversen had spawned the ball into the net, while Gallacher somehow missed an open goal in the dieing seconds. Best player on the park by miles was Dominguez who was a constant menace.

Points Harper 2 Dabizas 2 (booed throughout) Charvet 2 Helder 1 (booked - lucky to stay on) Glass 1 (sub) Barton 2 Dyer 2 Ketsbaia 1 (sub) Speed 5 (goal) Lee 2 Pistone 2 Ferguson 2 Gallacher 1 (sub) Shearer 2

BBS Corinthian League Results Match 5

Home Team	Result	Away Team
Baxter Basics	2 - 1	Shilbottle WMC
Rik's Rovers	3 - 1	Spayne
Real Zaragossy	1 - 3	Steph's Superstars
Proper Lard Unathletic	2 - 0	The Gallowgate
Lutwyche Wanderers FC	3 - 1	Useless United
Buttox Kickers	4 - 2	Willington Quay Old Girls Eleven
Collingwood's Monuments	3 - 0	Kiwi's Kloons
Crazy Canucks	2 - 0	Grassy @rsed Moochers
Daily Toon Part Timers	3 - 2	Gav's Knackers
Douglas Boys	3 - 3	FC Jumpers for Goalposts

BBS Emergency Corinthian League Table

Team Info			Home					Away					Overall
Position	Team	Played	Won	Dwn	Lst	G/F	G/A	Won	Dwn	Lst	G/F	G/A	Won	Dwn	Lst	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Proper Lard Unathletic	5	3	0	0	6	1	1	1	0	6	5	4	1	0	12	6	6	13
2	Daily Toon Part Timers	5	3	0	0	7	3	1	0	1	3	3	4	0	1	10	6	4	12
3	The Gallowgate	5	2	0	0	6	3	1	1	1	4	3	3	1	1	10	6	4	10
4	Lutwyche Wanderers FC	5	1	1	0	7	5	2	0	1	6	5	3	1	1	13	10	3	10
5	Collingwood's Monuments	5	3	0	0	9	2	0	0	2	2	4	3	0	2	11	6	5	9
6	Kiwi's Kloons	5	2	0	1	4	3	1	0	1	2	4	3	0	2	6	7	-1	9
7	Willington Quay Old Girls Eleven	5	1	1	0	6	4	1	1	1	8	8	2	2	1	14	12	2	8
8	Useless United	5	2	0	0	4	2	0	1	2	2	6	2	1	2	6	8	-2	7
9	Real Zaragossy	5	1	0	1	3	4	1	1	1	6	8	2	1	2	9	12	-3	7
10	Spayne	5	1	1	0	7	4	0	2	1	6	8	1	3	1	13	12	1	6
11	Gav's Knackers	5	1	2	0	7	5	0	1	1	4	5	1	3	1	11	10	1	6
12	Steph's Superstars	5	0	0	2	3	6	2	0	1	8	4	2	0	3	11	10	1	6
13	Crazy Canucks	5	2	0	1	4	4	0	0	2	2	7	2	0	3	6	11	-5	6
14	Buttox Kickers	5	1	1	1	10	9	0	1	1	4	5	1	2	2	14	14	0	5
15	Rik's Rovers	5	1	2	0	7	5	0	0	2	1	3	1	2	2	8	8	0	5
16	Shilbottle WMC	5	1	1	0	4	3	0	1	2	5	7	1	2	2	9	10	-1	5
17	Baxter Basics	5	1	0	2	4	5	0	1	1	3	5	1	1	3	7	10	-3	4
18	Grassy @rsed Moochers	5	1	1	0	3	2	0	0	3	2	7	1	1	3	5	9	-4	4
19	Douglas Boys	5	0	3	0	7	7	0	0	2	2	5	0	3	2	9	12	-3	3
20	FC Jumpers for Goalposts	5	0	0	2	1	5	0	2	1	6	7	0	2	3	7	12	-5	2

BBS Corinthian League Next Fixtures

Home Team	Result	Away Team
Spayne	vs	Baxter Basics
Steph's Superstars	vs	Shilbottle WMC
The Gallowgate	vs	Rik's Rovers
Useless United	vs	Real Zaragossy
Willington Quay Old Girls Eleven	vs	Proper Lard Unathletic
Kiwi's Kloons	vs	Lutwyche Wanderers FC
Grassy @rsed Moochers	vs	Buttox Kickers
Gav's Knackers	vs	Collingwood's Monuments
FC Jumpers for Goalposts	vs	Crazy Canucks
Douglas Boys	vs	Daily Toon Part Timers

-- Anonymous, March 19, 2001

Answers

we are top of the watsit,said we are top of the watsit!!!!!

-- Anonymous, March 19, 2001

Huh - kids stuff.

Wow - I didn't know this had restarted. Sadly my Athletico Backworth lads can't be risked amongst these cloggers and are currently representing the honour of the BBS on a tour of South America, China, United States and anywhere else where we can sell a few Athletico shirts and increase the global awareness of the Backworth brand. Also we have to play away as The Stadium of Glory at Colliery Lane is currently suffering from subsidence.

I will happily put out a reserve team at the end of the season to play your champions in a World Wide Intergalactic Club Championship or some some other such grandiose idea - whatever will maximise the TV rights. Usual rules - 45 minutes 1st half, 2nd half to last as long as it takes us to get the winner.

-- Anonymous, March 19, 2001

I see my bubbles burst already!

-- Anonymous, March 20, 2001

Mine too Kegsy....I was 3rd whilst I was away on holiday, I take over the controls and I've lost both games! ;))

-- Anonymous, March 20, 2001

Softie, my legal representatives Fulliker, Fulliker and Fulliker (deceased) will be in touch re the point that I am owed. The recent fall in the shares in GAM from 0.001 to 0.0009999 is due to the lack of confidence in the city given that we are (falsely) in the red. Pence have beeb wiped off the value of the club. Please rectify.

-- Anonymous, March 20, 2001

I too am owed points. Three, in fact. I can't afford legal aid, so I'm thinking about retiring and taking up motor racing.

-- Anonymous, March 25, 2001

Are we in the middle of a winter break or something with this?

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2001

RIK please finish this season. Please please please!!!

-- Anonymous, June 12, 2001