Am I crazy, or the creative writings worth reading?

-- Jeremy (bigchieffeetondesk@hotmail.com), March 18, 2001

Answers

Isn't that sweet?

I have already been certified by Insane Idea People Corp, Inc!

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-- Jeremy (bigchieffeetondesk@hotmail.com), March 22, 2001.

Top 10 Interesting uses for power cords : 1. You can braid them into plastic rope
Melt them into weird art sculpture,
Stategically place them underfoot, to trip the unwary,
Store them for a rainy day,
Plug them into the spare overhead power point in shopping malls, and swing on them like Tarzan,
Paint them different colours and give them away as cheap presents,
Choke a smurf with it, or
Plug them all together, then int a power point and wrap them around yourself. The resulting electrmagnetic field won't allow you to fly, but you can zap anyone who laughs at you into submission using the plug at end of it.


-- Jeremy (bigchieffeetondesk@hotmail.com), May 31, 2001.

Top 10 Interesting uses for power cords, or Jeremy has too much time on his hands : 1. You can braid them into plastic rope
2. Melt them into weird art sculpture,
3. Stategically place them underfoot, to trip the unwary,
4. Store them for a rainy day,
5. Plug them into the spare overhead power point in shopping malls, and swing on them like Tarzan,
6. Chew toy decoys for cats, rabbits, dogs and any other pets that likes to chew
7. Paint them different colours and give them away as cheap presents,
8. Choke a smurf with it, or
9. Hide them on the inside of a large jacket. Then flash stanges at random, whispering "Wanna buy a power cord?"
10. Plug them all together, then int a power point and wrap them around yourself. The resulting electrmagnetic field won't allow you to fly, but you can zap anyone who laughs at you into submission using the plug at end of it.


-- Jeremy (bigchieffeetondesk@hotmail.com), May 31, 2001.

forget it jezza. you be just a crazy guy! ha ha! anyway, hope you get this and i am going to continue looking at your site. luv corie

-- ME (HOWIESHAPPYPANTS@HOTMAIL.COM), March 22, 2001.

The writing has always been great. But that does not change the "One True Thing" in the universe. JEREMY SUCKS! luv Minni

-- Minni (minni@one.net.au), April 25, 2001.