Yes, that's right. Before Cpr forum was closed and before I closed my own, I was revaling in my newly found pleasure-using Spam jelly for lube while masterbating. And let me tell you, there is no better substance to use while polishing the old knob!!!!! Also, I am still right, we are still spiraling down, but I don't care. Just lock me in a closet full of spam and if the world ever ended I'd never ever know. Well, maybe I would, after all, I'm Gary North, Lord God to you all. And you can all worship me by jerking off with Spam Lube, or Gary's Patent Holy Masturbation Jelly, as I now call it. Just remember, the world is collapsing and the only way to stop it is to suck it.

-- Gary "God" North (gnorth@gnorth.com), March 15, 2001

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Oh please, won't you post something!!!!!! I'm so lonely!!!!!!! Jerk me off, please, I beg you, I command you as your God. My hand and arm is soo tired, and I am so sore. I am weak and weary form eating Spam for the past yeat while locked in the closet having really homosexual sex with myself. I need twat!!! If you can give me twat then call 1800garynor. that's 1800garynor. I'm really horny, I mean, REALLY HORNY. Lord North

-- Our Lord, Gary North (gnorth@gnorth.com), March 16, 2001.

Gary North, you are a washed-up has-been jerking yourself off, why don't you diddle you clit, you homo

-- Gary Hater (garyisalooser@looser.com), November 06, 2001.

CAn't you stop screwing yourself long enough to see that I have a life? My life is devoted to helping people get to know themselves through the mystical properties and the power of SPAM. If my cock was made of SPAM I would do what ever it would take to be able to eat myself. And why aren't any of you Hustler subscribers buying my Spam Lube (TM)? I am your self-fullfillment GOD!!!

-- Gary "I AM THE WAY" North (gnorth@gnorth.com), November 06, 2001.

this isn't really gary north it's just some dickless wannabe making noise go fuck yourself

-- hey dumbass (shit@head.org), November 06, 2001.

What Are you people doing on a Y2K forum? That ended almost 2 years ago.

-- Jim Bileski (whatthe@hell.com), November 06, 2001.

Well, Jim, why don't you ask yourself that, then afterwards why don't you shove your cock up my twat, ass munch.

-- Crackhore (heydumbfuck@you.com), November 06, 2001.

I like Spam

-- e f (b@c.d), November 06, 2001.

Why like spam when you could get off with me

-- Crackhore (heydumbfuck@you.com), November 06, 2001.