Secret Celebrity Spouses: who's yours?greenspun.com : LUSENET : Script Brads : One Thread
Wendi's answer in the Pleased To Meet Me forum sparked this new question.
So...which celebrity are you going to marry, although they don't know it yet? Tell me who your secret celebrity spouse is.
-- Brad (email@example.com), March 15, 2001
I have a couple of Secret Celebrity Spouses, so I guess I'm a bigamist.
Kevin Smith (no, not the director, the Kiwi actor) is my secret celebrity spouse/boy toy. Then there's Mitch Pileggi, he's my weekend husband, although I would consider giving him more days in the week.
My real life husband doesn't know about them, so please, keep this to yourselves.
-- Brad (firstname.lastname@example.org), March 15, 2001.
I've already married mine.
Jimmy Stewart. I swear, I did. He thinks his name is Sam, though.
-- pooks (TexasTrish@aol.com), March 16, 2001.
Clare Danes. (Though she's young enough to be my daughter's daughter.) (If I actually had a daughter.) (Which I don't.) Is that wrong
-- Reginald Squirrel (email@example.com), March 17, 2001.
No, your not having offspring is a blessing to all squirrelkind.
-- pooks (TexasTrish@aol.com), March 17, 2001.
Oh, like a six-foot invisible rabbit would know anything about children.
-- Reginald Squirrel (firstname.lastname@example.org), March 23, 2001.
He had no trouble figuring out how to make them, though.
-- pooks (TexasTrish@aol.com), March 23, 2001.
Kyle Secor is my husband, but shhhh. He doesn't like to talk about it. Also, Isabella Rossellini is my wife. Same deal on the silence. But trust me, it's true. It's all true.
-- Saundra (email@example.com), March 26, 2001.
It's good I have a king sized bed, 'cause Robert DeNiro is my new secret celebrity spouse.
He's also my husband's. He LOVES De Niro, although he will deny that he loves him in that way.
-- Brad (firstname.lastname@example.org), July 24, 2001.