Why have you lot all got ginger hair, moustaches and big fat bellies?

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2001

Answers

Because we're all mackems?

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2001

Who's this Fabio blerk? Shall I check the IP numbers of people i've given passwords to in the last few weeks?

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2001

Will the real Adrian Longley please use his own E mail Address!

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2001

so what is his address then ian?

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2001

I thought only Dunx gave passwords out?

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2001

I get a dozen or so requests each week. I got one a miday but didn't reply to it as it was from a probable Boro fan. If it is Adrian Longley, then Dunx must have let him in.

Personally I don't have a problem with Smoggies as long as they aren't too offensive. Might be OK to have a bit of banter with them, we've got a lot in common, manager with same name,a history of buying shit players and they probably hate the maKems almost as much as we do.

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2001

i took the email addrfess as being a big hint hence the name Mackem hater. Personally I wouldn't mind mackems on the board if they had somnething to say not weak attempts at humour.

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2001

Oooops the Adrian chap seems to be a toon fan, I think I could have made an error. Well Howay what would you think if you got a reqest from a ???????@midf.com. Adeian if you resd this, sorry for being presumptous.

-- Anonymous, March 16, 2001

I'm confused - not unusual - but if Adrian is aka "Fabio", then perhaps he would explain his original post for the terminally dim amongst us.

-- Anonymous, March 16, 2001

Come on guys!

With an email address of twooneagain of course he's a Mackem!

-- Anonymous, March 16, 2001

I think what Rik is saying is that he's accused the wrong guy of being this chimp lover....

-- Anonymous, March 16, 2001

Yes, I put two and two together and came up with three. I'm checking back to see who else I can accuse.

-- Anonymous, March 16, 2001

Oh OK, Sorry Rik!

I reckon that Screacher's always been a Monkey Lover on the sly :o)))

-- Anonymous, March 16, 2001

Just 'cos you've p*$$ed off to Jormany doesn't mean you can slag me off. Oh - I suppose it does. But I draw the line at monkeys.

-- Anonymous, March 16, 2001

:o))))

-- Anonymous, March 16, 2001

.....what, even the good looking ones? C'mon Screacher, be honest now!

-- Anonymous, March 16, 2001

..especially the good looking ones. They're all animals.

-- Anonymous, March 16, 2001

Fabio, why you lot have knuckles dragging on the pavement and big ears and eat bananas and feature in PG Tips adverts. When's the next Tea party, OHH EEEEH AHHH??????????

-- Anonymous, March 17, 2001