My type of humour on Weakest last night a contestant with his nose in the air twitching like some demented rodent and with a voice so eeh-pet was asked the question, complete the following play title, "The Ice Man______________after syncronised twitching he shouted out

( for our overseas contributors ) >>>>MELTETH..........I just luv it.

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2001

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Question in serious mode, Northern Ireland Contestants are good aint they, why?

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2001

Japan has banned ALL animal movements after discovering some nibbled beds in Tokyo

...they think it could be an outbreak of FUTON MOUSE.

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2001

Futon Mouse, yeah, lets hear it for Mac, hands ower the heed , clap Clap, howay Warren man get em clapping ,

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2001

Line from a letter my boss has just given me to type -

>>Thank you for being so open about your opinions concerning the necessity of the WC toilet as a bottom line in servicing

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2001

The Weakest Link is supposedly coming to American television. Haven't heard who they plan on getting to host it. I can just picture a disgruntled contestant running to the ACLU and taking the show and it's producers to court for character defamation if the host's comments are anywhere near as nasty as the UK version. ;-)

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2001

Ciara.......you are getting the same host.....Anne Robinson has signed a £5m deal with NBC to make the programme and she is scutting her ties with other programmes ect over here.

She was in America last weekend tying up the loose ends of the deal.

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2001

Oh gawd. I figured they were just using her voice in the ads. Be interesting to see how she plays to the mass market yhere. I couldnt' stand the witch when I saw the show over there. But then she reminds me of a grown up version of 3/4 of my classmates in school. Evil and mean! ;-)

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2001

I saw one where they asked what was the title of Karl Marx's most famous book and the Weakest Link said The Marx Brothers. Wasn't difficult for the others to work out who to vote for.

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2001

If you want to see real tank-life in action, you want to watch Midday Money on Richard and Judy. Contestants get a grand a pop answering questions like 'Kingfisher, Swallow and Wren are all types of what?'. I kid you not. My favourite answer to date: "Pot of Honey is rhyming slang for what?" Answer:"Pot of Gold?"

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2001