I think there is some methodology in my travels."--Washington, D.C., March 5, 2001, NYT, 3/9/01

"Those of us who spent time in the agricultural sector and in the heartland, we understand how unfair the death penalty is -- the death tax is. I don't want to get rid of the death penalty, just the death tax." --AP, 2/28

"Education is not my top priority." (REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMEN APPLAUD) "Education is my top priority." --Budget Speech, 2/27

Feb. 24, 2001..."Laura and I are looking forward to having a private dinner with he and Mrs. Blair Friday night." --Bush to reporters, Reuters

Feb. 9, 2001..."One reason I like to highlight reading is, reading is the beginnings of the ability to be a good student. And if you can't read, it's going to be hard to realize dreams; it's going to be hard to go to college. So when your teachers say, read—you ought to listen to her."—Nalle Elementary School, Washington,

-- (oops@he.did it again), March 13, 2001

Answers

Yea...it's a nice change from Clintonism's where a criminal act or coverup was involved.

-- Ain't Gonna Happen (Not Here Not@ever.com), March 13, 2001.

But you thought covering up a criminal act was funny.

-- (laugh@out.loud), March 13, 2001.

No...getting CAUGHT covering up a criminal act is funny!

-- Ain't Gonna Happen (Not Here Not@ever.com), March 13, 2001.

So then the Bushisms and Clintonisms are just funny quotes. Nothing more.

-- (laugh@some.more), March 13, 2001.

Always fishing aren't you Tarzan ;-)

-- Ain't Gonna Happen (Not Here Not@ever.com), March 13, 2001.

I'm not Tarzan.

-- (laugh@you.ha), March 13, 2001.

Yeah Right!

-- (laugh@ape.com), March 13, 2001.

ABC video, 1992 campaign CapitolHillBlue.com

-- Aint's Buddy (ItCanHappen@any.where), March 14, 2001.

hey george Bush can u tell me a story

-- rtr (rtr@Flo.com), June 13, 2001.

Sorry to report, I didn't post this, although I wish I had. Whoever you are, I really got a kick out of these and I hope you keep them coming.

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), June 13, 2001.