— "I experimented with marijuana a time or two. And I didn't like it, and didn't inhale, and never tried it again." New York Times, March 31, 1992

— "I am going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." Television interview, January 26, 1998

— "It depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is. If the--if he--if "is" means is and never has been, that is not — that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement." Grand jury testimony, August 17, 1998

-- Ain't Gonna Happen (Not Here Not@ever.com), March 13, 2001