Hi I'm a junior in high school - im really interested in film, digital media, and even more interested in getting into Stanford. Is there anyone at stanford I should contact when I apply given my specific interests? Any suggestions?

cheers, ted power

-- Ted Power (tpower@mac.com), March 12, 2001

Answers

Blow an admissions officer.

-- William Gates Junior (b.gates@stanford.edu), March 13, 2001.

how hard?

-- ted power (tpower@mac.com), March 13, 2001.

Stanford really ain't the place for film and digital media, everyone knows that the University of Spoiled Children is much better for that garbage. So go to USC or UCLA or NYU or somewhere else, forget these yuppie scum.

-- Bob Dole (bdole@viagra.com), March 14, 2001.

Well, I could help you gain entrance. Unfortunately, I am going to be put on trail for war crimes and dont have the time to do it. Sorry!

Henry

-- Henry Kissenger (kiss@genocide.com), April 26, 2001.

Hi, this is a legit answer to your email. I'm the president of the Stanford Film Society this year and although there aren't any specific pointers I can give you on getting into Stanford, I can tell you that if you do end up attending we'd love to have you in the Society. Keep in touch if you like.

-- Matt Brutocao (matteo79@stanford.edu), June 03, 2001.

I agree with the guy who reccomended oral sex. A good BJ should sway any admissions officer.

-- Joe Mohmma (j.mohmma@mydick.com), July 11, 2001.

Well When it comes to FILM Schools.. FULL SAIL is the place to be

-- Chad Surrey (nighthoc1@hotmail.com), October 12, 2001.