The Girl Scouts were selling their cookies at K-Mart today! That's a better sign of spring than any old groundhog. I bought 2 mints, 1 trefoil, and 1 apple cinamon. Also have some on order (I forget which but mint for sure). What's your favorate? And I know they're overpriced and too few in a box, but ain't everything?

-- Anonymous, March 10, 2001

Answers

Girl Scouts are a major menace facing America. It all starts very innocently. They have cookies. Dimples. And they smile a lot. They have cute little uniforms. But they grown up and wear knee boots and read stuff like Hissyfit. Then they go around beating the shit out of reporters. Me, I see Girl Scouts, I throw my wallet at 'em and run the other fucking way.

-- Anonymous, March 10, 2001

I always buy 1 box of Samoas. Why? Because no one else that I know eats the evil choclate/coconut concoction and I know that I can have them all to myself, unlike frozen Thin Mints or whatever else they sell.

Plus, Samoas are all good for pop culture references - "Samoas? The fucker can't help himself, he's Samoan."

-- Anonymous, March 10, 2001

I dropped out of the Scouts when I was in 4th grade but my baby sister went all the way to get the Gold Degree her senior year. I don't know about the knee boots and the kicking the shit out of reporters, but I'll tell her to look for your wallet.

I'm convinced the cookies are different in every area of the U.S. I've never even heard of Trefoil or Apple Cinnamon. My faves were the peanut butter and chocolate ones. They used to be called Hoedowns when I sold them but I think they are something different now.

-- Anonymous, March 10, 2001

when i was in girl scouts one of my step daddys ate all the cookies and then he wouldnt pay for them and i had to use my chore omoney to

-- Anonymous, March 10, 2001

Sweet Jane! isn't it "the BROTHER can't help it, he's Samoan"? But I'm always so happy to see a reference to that, my favorite movie. What the fuck ever happened to Quentin Tarrantino? I mean, Dusk to Dawn? ugh. but that's for another thread...

Bubba, you remain my Southern Prince, my nebulous, bleary-eyed-from-staring-at-my-tiny-monitor picture of what a Texan can be. Because, my friend, YOU THROW YOUR WALLET AT HER before you run. That is really all we ask for.

(I use the term "we" pretty loosely; I really only made it through Brownies and then we moved and there was no GS troup. But I can speak as a fund-raiser, if not as a girl scout. Throw us your wallets! then run.)

-- Anonymous, March 11, 2001

My daughter, um I mean her dad and I, sold 100 boxes, which means she gets some stupid, large stuffed frog. Neither one of us have room at our places for any more stuffed animals and I wish they'ed spend the money on the troops instead. Tomorrow, she and I get to sit outside a video store and sell left-overs. My favorite is the short-bread, dunked in milk. The apple-cinnamons are good too. Um, I think I'll go have a few.....

-- Anonymous, March 11, 2001

Whoops, good call Deirdre - I do have to counter your opinion on From Dusk til Dawn, though. Other than the ultra-retardo vampires, the movie absolutly rocked. Here's why: George Clooney looked so goddam hot Quentin plays an all-to-beleivable sex maniac Tommy Lee Whatever gets killed and so on...

I have to say its my favorite Quentin movie *ducks from the pelting of rotten tomatoes* Then again, what has he done for me lately (go Miss Jackson!)

Only I could turn an innocent, harmless forum on GIRL SCOUT cookies into a discussion on the finer points of Tarintino movies. Sorry guys, carry on.

-- Anonymous, March 11, 2001

I'm a Girl Scout leader, and I'm so ready for all the cookies to be delivered. Selling is easy, but delivering is the pits. Keckler, there are different cookies in different areas. The council south of us has this upside down iced oatmeal cookie that I hear is to die for. My favorite is the tagalong, chocolate covered peanut butter, yum.

Just to give you an idea of the economics (as if you care...just ignore this if you don't), we have 10 girls in our troop, sold a total of 1440 boxes, and made $720 for the troop. And, I do not push it...we talk about safety and the prizes at one meeting before the sale starts, and that's it. I suggest that the girls sell 60 boxes each...that's the level they need to earn a cookie patch, and I hate for someone not to get a patch. I had to bribe my daughter to stop selling at 120 boxes, the t-shirt level. Yes, bribe..I gave her $15 to buy a stuffed animal, instead of selling to 180 and winning a stuffed turtle. And, it was worth it!!! Every Penny!!

-- Anonymous, March 11, 2001

I can believe it. I was a Cub Scout and later a Boy Scout and we had our fund raisers, too. Our leaders use to hold up figures from the Campfire Girls, the Blue Birds and the Girl Scouts as an example of what WE should be making. But hey, when you're up against curls, dimples, cute smiles and bare knees...you're #$%&-ed.

-- Anonymous, March 11, 2001

My favorites are Samoas. They changed their name to Caramel Delites for a few years, but now they're back to their old selves.

Bubba, are you going to spew your hatred of Hissyfit on every forum? I'm pulling on my knee boots (what the eff does that really MEAN?) to kick you in the ass. Go away already.

Oh, and it's not all about curls and dimples, of which I have neither, and I sold a bunch in my day. It's about persistence and how much people like those cookies. I also

I didn't know anything about you until your big explosion in the "How'd you find Gwen" topic because I always skimmed your posts. But from your two posts here and your posts there, it's evident that you are quite the misogynist. Get over yourself and go away. Please.

-- Anonymous, March 11, 2001

This year, I bought what I bought last year: 2 boxes Samoas, 1 box Tagalongs, 2 boxes Thin Mints, 2 boxes Do-si-dos. By, did I hear it from my wife. She wants nothing but Samoas and Tagalongs, and more of them. For my tastes, a little Samoa cookie goes a long way. But I will try to balance it better next year. :-)

-- Anonymous, March 11, 2001

Relax, Erika. I was kidding. And I think most people know it. I harbor no hatred of Hissyfit.com. But hey! Everytime they're mentioned, people go to the site!

-- Anonymous, March 11, 2001

If you guys are going to turn every thread into a place to flame Bubba, this whole forum is going to degenerate into a shitty little war that no one will visit except the trolls who get their jollies from bashing people anonymously. I love Hissyfit and Mighty Big TV too, but I give don't give a rats ass if anyone else doesn't.

Not everyone is interested in reading clever insults and heaping outrage. Jesus, please, just let us talk about fucking cookies.

I love those crazy peanut butter and chocolate ones, but I'll eat anything with caramel. When I was a kid, I loved Girl Scout cooky time and had the peanut buttery ones for dessert. Now, I eat a box of them for dinner and can't believe how much I'm paying for 12 cookies. Did they change the quantity of cookies in a box or did I just get old?

-- Anonymous, March 11, 2001

A million years ago (hint: cookies were 50 cents per box!) I was a Brownie. I hated (and still do) selling SO MUCH (just shy beyond belief), I would reluctnatly trudge out in my neighborhood to sell, but would get so overhwlemed and would stand outside on the curb in my uniform (complete with the little beanie) and cry. People were so kind and liked the product so I sold everything. I am so glad that kids do not have to go door-to-door anymore... here in SF there are tables of cookies on every corner. The scouts clean up around here in a matter of minutes. My favorite - the plain, boring shortbread (make a killer crust for a fresh fruit tart).... ....

-- Anonymous, March 11, 2001

Maybe if Bubba would quit with the so-called "jokes" that are more insulting than funny, he wouldn't get his ass flamed. And for the record, Erika has been posting here since the beginning of these forums and has known Gwen for some time, she is hardly an anonymous troll.

As for Girl Scout cookies, I haven't seen an order sheet for those in years. I know there are girl scouts around here, because I see people with the cookies. I guess I just don't know any adults with daughters in the scouts. I haven't had a Girl Scout cookie in many many years.

-- Anonymous, March 11, 2001

Ah, Thin Mints, fresh from the freezer....

-- Anonymous, March 11, 2001

I wasn't calling Erika a troll. We already have a flame war thread, it would be nice if this one could be a plain old talk about cookies and have good times thread. Instead of using the whole forum, couldn't someone just start an all new thread on The Things I Don't Like About Bubba?

-- Anonymous, March 11, 2001

Goddammit, this is a thread about COOKIES, and there is only one deviation allowed per thread: ONE. Do you hear me? Good. And it belongs to Sweet Jane and me; we twisted it first, we twisted it first. Damn! So, SJ, while you are eating those samoas, perhaps you might consider watching Out of Sight again ... ? I know it has Jo Lo in it (g-d help us all) but, my gawd. George, in my opinion, has had no finer hour. Though I am going to go back to Dawn to Dusk again, just on your say so. Because I think that a gal from Pittsburgh knows about life -- Pittsburgh, to me, seems to have many of the fine qualities that Oakland has. But no ocean. And, to keep in the spirit of this thread, I'll toast a few Thin Mints over an open flame while I watch.

-- Anonymous, March 11, 2001

Alert the media...something gets toasted at Gwentown and it's not Bubba.

-- Anonymous, March 11, 2001

Sweet, sweet thin mints. They treat me so right. It is all about the thin mints.

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

I like the chocolate peanut butter ones too, but this time I ordered the apple cinnamon ones. They were ok, not the greatest.

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

'Cause they're lower-fat, right, Shelly? I ordered those, the peanut butter & macadamia nut ones (because I hate peanut butter and macadamia nuts) and I was totally underwhelmed. I think the dog ended up eating them.

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

I'm taking this thread hostage to discuss George Clooney's sweet ass all you others can keep on talkin' about innocent Girl Scout cookies. Deidre and I have important stuff to discuss!

The presence of J-Lo has stopped me from ever seeing Out of Sight, but if you are willing to watch From Dusk til Dawn (and I know its difficult, trust me) I'll deal with my J-Lo issues. Expect a full report back from me, once I pay off my monsterous Blockbuster fine and rent Out of Sight. But, I'm a sucker for tattooed men, and Georgie-baby looks swell with that tribal work on his neck/shoulder.

Yes, there is no ocean in P-burgh, but we have three rivers! (Note to self: somehow get to Oakland, CA)

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

I liked Out of Sight, it was a little slow, but I actually thought J Lo was OK in it. I liked her character, and she had decent screen presence next to George. Then I saw The Cell last week. Blech.

The Girl Scouts' web site was hacked last weekend.

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

George Clooney's ass deserves it's own box of Girl Scout cookies. That man has qualities, baby. He can eat thin mints in my bed anytime.

Of course, I'm not wavering on my undying affections for Tim Robbins and Andy Garcia. Or Ryan Phillippe. *sigh* Girl Scout Cookies and hottie men do just go together don't they?

I want you all to know that somehow this thread has me sitting here fantasizing about eating Samoas off of Ryan Phillippes hot little body. I'm going to cool off and smoke a cigarette now.

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

Now I'm thinking about George Clooney feeding me Thin Mints. Yum.

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

We already have a flame war thread, it would be nice if this one could be a plain old talk about cookies and have good times thread. Instead of using the whole forum, couldn't someone just start an all new thread on The Things I Don't Like About Bubba?,/i.

Robyn, your admonishment is a little late: you should have issued it back when Bubba's first posts managed to take yet another dig at Hissyfit readers (which includes Gwen) and females in general. Why doesn't Bubba just start a thread called 'Why I Don't Like Hissyfit and Am Threatened by Females and Need to Fuck Off' and then we can talk about the actual topics in the appropriate threads?

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

Or, better yet, he could just go find a forum devoid of them danged Hissyfit readers. Sounds good to me.

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

Please stop beating that dead horse. This is a topic about cookies (and George Clooney).

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

Oma, I reserve the right to respond to people who publically insult and admonish me and my friends.

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

JackieD, I think Oma was talking about how Bubba won't shut up about getting flamed and how he mentions it in every post in every topic he responds to.

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

Doh! Sorry about that, Oma D! (Thanks for setting me straight, Nicole!)

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

No, I was referring to the fact that everyone knows how you feel already. By continuing to post to topics that have nothing to do with the issue you are fanning the flames when it's past time to let the embers die.

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

Maybe if Bubba felt the same way we wouldn't have to keep the fires burning. I'm just saying.

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

Yet another post that would have been more appropriate if posted at the beginning of this topic when Bubba trotted out the tired Hissyfit insults and when he reminded us how much he gets flamed.

Thanks for proving my point. But why aren't you posting about cookies or George Clooney?

(I love Thin Mints, but the mint chocolate thingies from Crate & Barrel are nicer.)

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

I sold cookies when they were 45 cents a box. I was happy when they went to 50 cents because the math was easier.

I did not respond publicly to Bubba because I was out of town over the weekend. My e-mail to him let him know how I felt about his comments and do not need to aired publicly.

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

Oh, but you can bitch to us publicly? I see how it is.

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

I'm sorry if you think I was bitching. It was not intended as such and I am truly sorry it it came across that way.

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

SweetJane, I rented From Dusk to Dawn last night -- now the task is to watch it within my alloted five days. IT WILL BE DONE! I wanted to wax on for awhile about George, but somehow my energy is sapped by the continuing war ... or could I have been visited in the night by some toothsome vampire? nah, it's the war.

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

*frantically trying to keep this thread focus on Girl Scout cookies and George Clooney* Hey guys, I'd eat Thin Mints from George Clooney's butt! *realized that I've crossed the line of decency* Oh, sorry about that...

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

As an ex G.S., if Bubba's just going to be throwing his wallet around as he turns tail, I'll take it. More peanut butter patties for me and mine!

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

Can anyone spare some change for my Blockbuster late fee bill? Its only, um, about 60 dollars (sheesh).

SJ's To Do List: 1.Rent Out of Sight 2. Not get involved in flame wars brewing EVERYWHERE 3. Start thread about how I've become a cool kid...

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

Oma, give it up, girl. I tried, too. Just sit back and wait until they all wear themselves out and then we'll sneak on and talk about George's butt and which cookies taste best off a hottie boy body.

Hey, I was reminded of a hottie that I had forgotten today. Val Kilmer. hominahominahomina. Haven't seen him lately and I'm wondering if he's still cooky worthy.

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

I have flashbacks every year when Girl Scout Cookie Time is upon us.

I was a good salesperson as a child. Horribly shy, true, but I guess I was cute and persuasive.

Victim: Hello, little girl!
Me: Hello! I yam a Girl Scout! I yam selling coookies. They are very good. *dimple dimple*
Victim: Ooooh, cooookies! Well, sure, little girl, we'll take a box. What's the best kind?
Me: If you've never tried them, I think you should get a box of each. After all, everyone's tastes are different.
Victim: Well, that's true. Okay. One of each.
Me: But the Thin Mints are my favourite. We crumble them on ice cream. They're chocolate-covered crispy minty cookies.
Victim: *eyes glaze over at the mention of the word "chocolate"* Mmmmmm....*drools*....Make that TWO boxes of Thin Mints.
Me: You know, these freeze really well.
Victim: Okay, okay, THREE boxes of Thin Mints, one each of the other kinds.
Dog: *cutely* Woof!
Me: Are you sure your dog wouldn't like her very own box of Trefoils? I know, I know, anything for Princess. Let's make it two of the Trefoils as well.
Victim: Okay.
Me: *skips off singing la, la, la, LA , la, la...*

I sold the most cookies in the state of Georgia (or something like that--maybe it was a particular district) three years running.

Even now I push cookies on people when the sign-up sheets are posted.

Me: Oh, man, you're going to run through just one box of Thin Mints in less than a week and then have a hell of a time getting more.
Innocent Co-worker: What do you mean?
Me: You have two teenaged boys, right?
Co-worker: Yeah...but I'm on a diet!
Me: Dude, if you want to see a Thin Mint of your very own, you better get at least five boxesand hide two in the freezer. I'm just sayin'. They're teenaged boys, woman. Think about it.
Innocent Co- worker: Damn. When you're right, you're right.
Me: The Trefoils are DAMN tasty too, I must say...

Old habits die hard.

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

Val Kilmer, ewww. I mean, what was that thing with The Island of Dr. Moreau? And that movie about the killer lions?

Now, Ed Norton - That's a cookie I'd like to taste!

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

Okay. If George Clooney was a Girl Scout cookie, what flavor would me be? I vote for Thin Mint.

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

Ed Norton could lure me into a pool of sharks. He's mighty tasty.

I never saw that Val movie, but he could read "Silas Marner" aloud and I'd just sit there and drool. He does it for me. I might have to rethink my list.

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

I was out of the ofice most of the day (a good thing, as it turns out, huh?) and I looked for Girl Scouts on the corners and didn't see any. I'm ready for some of those mint cookies. I'll get ambushed at Walmart or the office, I'm sure. I did have some very nice e-mail when I got back, and I thank ya'll. You know who you are. "Forum vs Bubba"? Hmmm. Doesn't look like it from this end, but whatever.

Milla, I think I've been one of your victims. I recognize the hustle.

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

George Clooney would definately be a Thin Mint, but one that was frozen first, so he'd be extra minty and cool. *ummm*

Ed Norton would be a Samoa because alot of people don't see what I see in him, much like alot of people don't see what I see in a Samoa. I can draw a direct parellel, you see: White Supremacist = coconut, Ed Norton = Samoas.

No wonder I did crappy on my GREs

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

Yes, I did type "Forum vs Bubba". Regular readers of my site already know that the last ten or so forum blurbs have been tongue-in-cheek. So go ahead and point your "whatever" back at yourself, Bubba. You indicated that my writing is wasted on MBTV and that I'm uptight by association with Hissyfit. I didn't say "whatever" or anything else to you then because I don't care what you think of me or my writing. That doesn't mean, however, that I'm going to sit around and put up with your continued passive-aggressive remarks.

If you want to continue to post despite the fact that several people here don't like you, that's fine and you're welcome to it. If you don't like my site or my forum, though, I invite you to leave in search of sites and forums that suit you better instead of sticking around here and trolling for flames in every single topic.

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

I got two more boxes of thin mints, another cinamon apple, and some lemon cremes today. That's what happens when you don't coordinate your orders with the man. Oh well, I'll just have to force feed myself some more mints.

Humm what type of cookie would George be? Thin mint for sure (frozn of course, I do agree) with may a little of each type thrown in around the edges for variety? I have visions of him looking like the gingerbread man. Do you start at the toes or ears?

And Robyn, you're right of course. I swore I wouldn't get into it but was in a deep funk this afternoon and the bickering really got my nerves raw. I was hoping a polite request would calm things now, but alas not.

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

Right on, as usual, Gwen.

And SweetJane, you still crack me up. :-)

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

Oh, and Gwen: I loved that "saucy" remark on your main page the other day. I dig puns. :-)

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

I'm sorry, but I have to eat my thin mints off of Brad Pitt.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2001

Actually, I've shown considerable restraint. Go read Maggie's post on the other thread. You allowed that. If anyone else had made a post of that nature, you'd have been outraged. And on this post I've been called a misogynist, accused of "feeling threatened" by women, accused of "hating" something...hate? Those are ridiculous assertions and clearly intended to bait me. I can't respond? I didn't respond to any of the venom on this post except to make light of it, and mention I'd received friendly e-mail. And I haven't made allusions to the flaming situation on every board, either. I'm not supposed to respond to repeated untruths? And the people who attempt to say something in my defense or even point out the obvious get trashed? I don't really think I'm the one who sounds threatened here. Or someone who "hates." I've apologised more than once if I offended anyone on a personal level. As you pointed out, everyone has the right to defend themselves.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2001

I know I'm not very bright, but I'm just wondering why Bubba is still posting here if he has a beef with Gwen, the way she runs her forum and the people who post there. Seems to me that if he was smart, he'd have cleared out by now. Yet he's still here, complaining away and playing the victim to the hilt. What's his problem, exactly?

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2001

Bubba, you say, "If anyone else had made a post of that nature, you'd have been outraged."

Um, whatever. Again, obviously, you don't know anything about my style of moderation. And again, if you don't like my forum or the way I run it, feel free to leave.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2001

Thin mints! Simon LeBon's butt! A tasty combo... the crunchy sweetness of the cookie combined with the salty tenderness of LeBon Buttock....

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2001

I nearly lost it one that one, Dwanollah. I was giggling to myself (or so I thought) when a co-worker stopped by and demanded to know what was so funny. "Girl Scout cookies, and Simon LeBon's ass," I answered, truthfully.

Hey, he asked.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2001

Dude. She's the moderator.

Val K? George Clooney? You are all fools: thin mints and Keanu Reeves are all you need to get through life (Ed Norton is okay, but he clearly lacks the capacity to serve in the kind of pool-boy/cookie tray capacity I'm looking for). Mmm. Tasty Goodness.

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2001

I have two words. Paul Rudd. Mmmm!

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2001

I must be the Gwentown slut, because every man you are bringing up, I'm going "Um hmmm, oh, yes, good with cookies. Uh huh."

Paul Rudd, yes. George Clooney, oh my yes. Keanu Reeves, you betcha.

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2001

Thin mints & the peanut butter ones...only ones I buy. I used to work near a Girl Scout office and could get them there for $1 per box...in 1988, that is. I was very popular at work that year. Come to think of it, it was one of those crumb-bearded, cookie-eatin' warehouse guys who fell in-love with me and married me. Coincidence?

Back during my G.S. days, our apartment burned down and our landlord relocated us to a different neightborhood, into another building he owned while the other was being rebuilt. And this right before G.S. Cookie-sale time. I had to sell in a strange land to strange faces and was petrified. I still have nightmares about that experience. And yet, it hasn't ruined my taste for licking thin mints off of the hard nipples of handsome men.

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2001

Am I the only one who thinks that the whole Girl Scout Cookie Sale is wrong, wrong, wrong?

I used to get screwed every year because we weren't allowed to start selling cookies until a certain date, even though sometimes the cookies came in earlier. It was judged to be Only Fair that way. Except that girls in other troops broke the rules, hit the neighborhoods first, and sold to everyone before I could get there. Then my dad worked in a very small office and wouldn't bring my cookies to sell there. So while all the other girls got badges and awards and stuff, my parents had to buy a bunch of the cookies themselves just so I would make the stupid quota. We would get very upset about this every year. It was the thing I hated most about Girl Scouts.

Now I'm a grownup and I can't go to the store or even the hairdresser without some Girl Scout shaking her cookies in my face, trying to get me to buy the damn things, and looking all sad and guilt-inducing when I say "No, thank you."

Whom does this experience benefit? Great, it teaches little girls to be cynical about the business world, because it's grossly unfair. Is that a lesson they really need to learn at that age? I don't think so.

I would give the Girl Scouts of America $50 a year NOT to sell cookies. The troops get hardly any of the profits, anyway, it all goes to administrative costs on the national level. Meanwhile, the Boy Scouts get enough donations from corporations and rich ex-Scouts that they don't have to sell cookies nationally. Isn't that wonderful? (Don't even get me started on how the Boy Scout equipment was always a higher quality than the Girl Scout stuff. *grumblegrumblegrumble*)

-- Anonymous, March 18, 2001

When I sold cookies, many, many moons ago, we didn't get rewards or prizes. We got a badge. And we weren't allowed to set up tables outside stores; it was all door-to-door and bug your relatives. Parents didn't take the orders to work either (besides, mom was at home and dad worked in a factory where you did not leave the line except for scheduled breaks). But we did have the rule breakers who didn't wait for the official start date and they would sell in other troops neighborhoods so I guess that hasn't changed.

The boy scouts sell popcorn now so we get that sales pitch in the fall. Both boy scouts and girl scouts get donations from corporations/individuals because they are both listed in the Combined Federal Campaign brochures as authorized charaties.

I know you can buy most of the cookies year round in stores under other names but they just ain't the same.

-- Anonymous, March 18, 2001

We didn't get prizes when I was of cookie-pushing age either. That's right, I sold a bajillion boxes of cookies simply because I was a wee little masochist or something.

Dwan, I know you love the man, but the idea of my mouth getting anywhere near Simon Le Bon's rear end has me feeling nauseous. Woman, I saw his rear end up close and personal-like just hours ago. In fact, Lil' Simon made an unscheduled appearance when his zipper gave out on his Hiddy Dad's Golf Pants he was stuffed into. (*shriek of horror!*) So I get the images of Le Bon Bum and not-so-Lil' Simey seared on my retinas and today I'm sick with some mysterious illness centered around--you guessed it--my eyes. You do the math.

Well, you know what? I'm being harsh. Love is illogical. And he IS pretty charming when he wants to be. Tell you what. If you want to eat Thin Mints off his arse, I'll cheer you on and even provide the boxes for you.

Just as soon as my eyes heal from The Burning, okay?

-- Anonymous, March 19, 2001

gwen will take 18 dozen of each, check out her pic in the grocery store, in the pork dept, no less.

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

ooooooooo! Good one! Not.

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

I wish I could be lonely at times. I never have a moment to myself.

-- shelly (shelly@yougrowgirl.com), March 20, 2001.

now you were saying?

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

Dude, you tell me since you've taken over for posting as me.

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

sup fatso?

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

Sup, P?

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001