The English DO have a sense of humor.....kinda...;-)

Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two hunks of bread.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, her clothes all tattered and torn. It wasn't the spider that crept beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there? Said the Pieman unto Simon, Pies, you dickhead.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, He's only an egg."

Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's ass and turned it's wool to nylon

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie. Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, because he was gay.....

Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have little fun. Jill, that dill Forgot her pill and now they have a son.....

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. When she bent over Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his own.

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), March 09, 2001