Are You Poes Girlfriend? : LUSENET : The Work of Edgar Allan Poe : One Thread

I was wondering if any of you are Poes girlfriends, because you all said that he was sexy. I think that he is sexy, and he is my boyfriend. So none of you try to steal him from me, because you cant give him what I give him, because he comes back to me every noght from the grave, to have sexual intercourse with me, not you!!

-- Anonymous, March 09, 2001


No way sorry. Get it across your mind, he is dead there is no way he can come back and play around with you. Here is one word of advice, get help and get help fast or try getting a real live boyfriend.

-- Anonymous, March 09, 2001


-- Anonymous, March 11, 2001

Sorry Sylvia but he's dead and plusif youlook at his pictures he was quite ulgy and plushe was a mean man and he wouldn't go with you if he did you would maybe be hurt!Sorry

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2001

you are so sick you must touch yourself and think its him eww he is so ugly get help fast or get laid!

-- Anonymous, October 30, 2002

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