Killer address

It's like all warm n fuzzy. Here is MJ's proposed Children's Bill of Rights:

Children's Universal Bill of Rights

-The right to be loved, without having to earn it

-The right to be protected, without having to deserve it

-The right to feel valuable, even if you came into the world with nothing

-The right to be listened to without having to be interesting

-The right to be read a bedtime story without having to compete with the evening news or EastEnders

-The right to an education without having to dodge bullets at schools

-The right to be thought of as adorable (even if you have a face that only a mother could love).

-- (Paracelsus@Pb.Au), March 08, 2001

Answers

You are kidding here, right? This sorry ass, sick MF is allowed to talk about ‘kids’ at Oxford? But wait, didn’t Slick Willy attend this fine institution for year or two? All is explained.

-- White Glove up (little@boys.rectums), March 08, 2001.

- The right to NOT be molested

-- (nemesis@awol.com), March 08, 2001.

The right to be born a poor black boy and grow up to be a rich white woman

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), March 08, 2001.

LOL,Unc

-- (Paracelsus@Pb.Au), March 08, 2001.

Most humorous Mr. Deedah, most humorous indeed!

-- So (cr@t.es), March 09, 2001.

Deedah,

Heh.

-- Stephen M. Poole (smpoole7@bellsouth.net), March 11, 2001.

Glad y'all enjoyed it, honesty compells me to admit I heard that comment from somewhere....not sure where, but it stuck in my mind.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), March 11, 2001.

I'm going to step up to the plate and defend Michael on these molestation charges. I know he was accused by one or two people throughout the years. It just strikes me as "fishy" that parents would allow their child to spend the night unattended at his place in the first place. *I* wouldn't allow it. So...WHAT were they thinking? Michael's been KNOWN for his weirdnesses through the years. I think they smelled MONEY, and they used their kid as bait.

I laughed, as well, at your "addition", Unc. I once had an LP [remember those?] of the original Jackson Five. I looked at Michael on the cover and compared it to what he'd turned himself into and questioned the logic of it all. So much of life makes no sense. White folks go to tanning salons to get a skin tone that looks more like black folks and Michael and his sister, Janet, go through procedures to lighten their skin, trim their noses, tattoo eyebrows, etc. There comes a point of diminishing returns.

As a musician and child advocate, I've seen few people as dedicated as Michael. MY kids and all the kids they knew grew up listening to Michael's music. *I* love his music. He's as great an entertainer as I've ever seen. I also admire Ralph Nader for his years spent as a consumer advocate. This doesn't mean that I think he or Michael belong in the political arena, and it damn sure doesn't mean that I'd let any of my kids spend the night at his house.

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), March 12, 2001.

“I'm going to step up to the plate and defend Michael on these molestation charges.”

You are either a sick pervert yourself or incredibly stupid. I will hold judgement until your so-called defense has been presented.

-- White Glove up (little@boys.rectums), March 12, 2001.

If ur god damn name is little@boys.rectums U must be the sick motherfucker so why the Fuck don't U shutup????? No one wants to hear your illegitimate opinion anyway!!!! Ohh, and you know I really understand the fact that U think Michael Jackson is a child molestor, it makes me wonder why the fuck he would spend so much time trying to help kids thought charity. The man has done alot of good stuff and just because he was accused of something he didn't do..yeah, that's right, he DIDN'T do doesn't mean assholes like U have the right to ruin his name when U don't know all the facts. If you haven't noticed, the case was dropped because there was a lack of evidence..everyone wanted his money adn they lied to get it so I advise U review the case reports if U feel you're so damn educated in the area of this case...And talking about rectums why don't U stick your head in yours cause that's where it'll be if U keep trashing ppl's reputations.

-- Defender (kissmyasss@fucku.yahoo.com), April 08, 2001.

well hello there racist motherfucker, UNCLE

It's called the right to be different and that's exactly what Michael is..DIFFERENT. and if U can't deal with that that's just to damn bad but when U do make comments make sure they are fucking accurate to the situation..which in this case, they are NOT. How does race or physical appearance have anything to do with education and the right to be respected? So what? Michael had plastic surgery. So what? Michael fucking has a disease (called Vitiligo, look it up, ass)...that's why he looks white. And if U are so uneducated as to actually take the TABLOIDS word for word, that's more pathetic than anything.

And this comment sure is amusing because it shows how fucking ignorant you are...and that comment sure damn stuck in your mind just when all your common sense leaked out... SO get your head checked.

And as for all you other haters out there...IGNORANCE isn't BLISS.

-- Defender (Kissmyevenbiggerass@fucku.yahoo), April 08, 2001.

Why yes Mr. Defender, Michael Jackson does have a ‘disease’ and it would appear that you have caught a good dose of it yourself. You little boy butt buddies should have that insignificant penis removed and sewn into your mouth. Only Jackson’s enormous payoff to the family of his victim kept the sick motherfucker out of incarceration. You show up in my neighborhood and you are dead meat, bitch.

-- So (cr@t.es), April 08, 2001.

Defender,

I'm glad you enjoyed it too! LOL!

Yeah, Mike is different, and good for him that he enjoys his right to be so. But if he wants to have numerous plastic surguries to alter his features to the point where he looks like a fucking pea nosed skull face, I will excercise my right to enjoy some free speach humor at his expense. I was not, after all, making fun of something that he cannot help. Oh, and speaking of his features, ol' "racist" Unk here wonders why Mikey decided that his African features should be destroyed by the knife? By all accounts he was a good looking black man at one time.

BTW, I don't know if Ex-Lax would help your constipated state, but give it a try.

Have a nice day!

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), April 08, 2001.