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What the heck??? You again? Must you do this...? Please, please, PLEASE take this idiotic attempt at "spirituality" off the Internet.
Your Left-Wing Friend Kaophyre Tamadashi Serai
-- Kaophyre Tamadashi Serai (firstname.lastname@example.org), March 08, 2001
Because you lack the living Spirit of God, your soul is dry, wich is why you reject the freedom of love,peace and joy. Are you so distant that you cannot be heard, come and taste and see that the waters of life shall quench your thirst.Jesus loves you, without whom we are clones of one and other in a dry land of rebellion.
-- Alex a follower of Jesus (Jesusislife@Christianemail.com), March 09, 2001.
That's deep, man. Where'd you read that? Chicken Soup For The Christian Soul??? Seriously though, do you hear the words coming out of your mouth and know how incredibly stupid they sound? If not, let me explain it in three simple and painless steps-
1. No one cares if you're saved. Christianity is like a Big Mac- cheap and easy. Find your own niche, not some televangelist's idea of "religious devotion."
2. Why do we need more of these forums? Do we not have enough people getting stepped on for their supposed lack of faith in the eyes of Christians? Why are you doing this?
3. Read over some of your words in your head. Ask yourself if you want to waste time making yourself look like a brainwashed sheep of God saying everyone else's church is a trap of Satan. If God wants to advertise, he can do it himself. He hasn't said a word to me as of yet, and when he does, I'll get back to you.
Your Half-Jewish and All-Liberal Friend Kaophyre Tamadashi Serai
-- Kaophyre Tamadashi Serai (email@example.com), March 09, 2001.
Christians are business men in disguse- the more people that buy into their ideas the more profit they make. They leech off the weak and those who don't even bother to ask why, or even look deeper. They are sick sick sick propagandaists. a former christian
-- glad I'm not you (firstname.lastname@example.org), April 20, 2001.
Ganesh is graceful and protects all
-- Wye (a@b=c.com), April 20, 2001.
-- (email@example.com), July 05, 2002.