I don't want to say too much, but a big money, high profile move to Barcelona is all but sealed. more when I have it...

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Answers

Could at least tell us if it is a Newcastle player!

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

it's true. Barca are making a move for..................

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

..................a newnippy, fast mover to get them more mobile. I hear it's pretty certain to be.................

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

..................Swift's taxi driver.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

I HATE threads like this!

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Is it Mick Wadsworth?

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Or maybe Farcelino? More likely Manuel from Flowery Tw@ts.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

sorry pilgy, s, but it's me, i'm at the 'advanced' stages of a transfer to Barca to be creative director at a 'glamorous ad agency...'

sorry for the stress caused

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Juan Kerr

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

I think we should all tell your potential new employer all about how much time you spend on the internet . That'll teach you for winding us all up for all these years.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

W e l l , I f o r o n e w o u l d l i k e t o c o n g r a t u l a t e y o u .


PS If you ever need a voice-over / copywriter (nudge nudge) ;@)

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

ooh, that went a bit weird.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Trying to justify yourself, Dan? ;-)

Good luck, swift! Keep us updated with the latest Spanish taxi driver rumours.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Barca have made an approach to Mick Quinn to sign for them......after seeing him last night on TIYL, they want him as a new pitch roller.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Why? Weren't you available? I thought you were looking for a new job in "pastures new".

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

YOU B@ST@RD SCREACHER!

80)

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Thought you might "Roll On The Floor Laughing Your @ss Off".

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

I did roll on the floor laughing, in fact I have damaged several ribs in the process.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

congratulations mr swift. now, if you're in need of a talented artworker/designer/writer type, give us a shout....

dos cerveza por favour....

; @ )

-- Anonymous, March 09, 2001

Oi Min - I was first! :@)

-- Anonymous, March 09, 2001

yeah, but Dan, i mentioned the magic word: beer!

;@)

-- Anonymous, March 09, 2001

there may be 2 chairs? and cerveza...

-- Anonymous, March 09, 2001

do we have to call you 'el swifto' from now on then?

i reckon you've just got a job as one of them statues on Las Ramblas.....

;@)

-- Anonymous, March 09, 2001

don't tempt fate...

-- Anonymous, March 09, 2001