It's Tuesday...

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

Answers

...and Meloonsa has a new journal entry up. What. Could. Be. Better?

I'll be in late-afternoon again, ready to update.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

Nothing, that's what, Mike. Yeah, she's still crazy.

Al, you better get your ass on the karaoke. I shouted you out all over the place in my entry, and you caaaaain't let us down!

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

From Flaya: "...a ponytail is proper in any situation."

Hm. Why am I not surprised? Silly girl.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

I haven't done it yet! Eeeek! Nerves! I haven't looked - but did Pam pick a 40s song? She cannot go busting into my era without permission, yo. I will kick her ass.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

She did "Too Darn Hot." It sounds like a show tune. Is it?

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

Yeah, it's from Kiss Me, Kate.

I'm going to do an Aretha song.

Look out, bitches.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

Ooh! Which one? You're going to kill them. Softly.

If I wrote a DSAS to "Dear Heeeee heee ha hEE", do you think Meloonsa would get it? And then if she did, do you think she would try to kill us?

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

She might kill Mike, yo. Or send him a bunch of e-mail that said "I'm a LawYer, motherfucker! HeeHEeE!" which would just make him want to kill himself.

And see, I love Mike. I'm not ready to let him go.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

You're probably right. Mike and I had this very conversation last night. It seems she lives within stalking distance of his house.

And we love Mike. We can't let him die.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

He'll be happy to hear we're looking out for him.

Hey - does Meredith want the wristbands?

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

Yeah, she does. If Vince doesn't go next weekend, she is going to give the other one to her sister.

So Chris still has them? She'll be so excited.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

Also, she got accepted to Parsons for grad school. Apparently it's all prestigious and stuff. I'm so happy for her, and even more happy that it's in New York!

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

First of all, that is awesome about grad school. She will rock. And you can go visit her!

Yes, he still has them, and they can make the exchange this weekend if she would like. Are you bringing her to the film on Sat?

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

Oh, most certainly.

Are you going to be there Friday night? We want to hang with y'all. You know, the Cool People.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

Oh yes, baby. I'll be there. And oh yes, we will be hanging. I have no idea where, but these deets will be arranged.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

Fabulous. An Bei so excited!

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

I return!

Sorry AB, I just had to meet with Napoleon. He says "bonjour."

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

Tell Napoleon I say, "Suck moi."

Nice French, trash.

I need to go to the bank and stuff. Be back latah.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

Anybody around? It's 3:20 here, just for reference.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

I'm here. Thanks for having my back. Meloonsa is in-SANE!

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

Hey, M.

Y'all. I swear. I want to update, but I can't. I can't get more than a few paragraphs out before I lose track of what I'm saying and it's no good.

J-Co showed HYD to his business partner and I just want to kill him. Not that I'm positive that I want it, but they'll never offer me that job now! I could have cleaned up the site and written some better stuff and, I don't know, I just hit the roof I was so pissed off.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

Y'all, I cannot believe I am getting into a flame war with Tao Wolf on the March Madness (or whatever) board. But I had to represent.

Man, I hate the Dukies.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

I liked what you wrote, M. HILARIOUS. It's not a flame war. It's just trash talk.

I just moved that thread to Current Events. I didn't even see it until today.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

Yeah, that's why I made the edit in my post from last night to add the little smack-talk thing.

Best time of year. Except that it makes me work a lot.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

And HYD is great! I'm sure you'll get the offer. Would you be moving to Chicago?

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

Well, if they offer it... which I doubt they really will - I mean it's just too weird, isn't it? - but if they did, and I accepted it, I would move, yeah.

But, I just can't imagine something like that would happen to me. I also can't imagine myself living in Chicago.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

Oh my God, Allison. You can download Ms. Swan clips from Napster. I'm dying.

M! In the hizouse! Tarking smack!

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

I have no doubt I'll be non-stop smack-talk and meanness on the forum, since it's busy season and I'll be all cranky and whatnot.

Which is good ... it'll be more entertaining. Help spike traffic. That sort of thing.

I need to update, don't I?

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

"No... he no looka like that... he look...a ... like... a man."

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

I'm currently listening to Ms. Swan at the Spice Girls audition.

I terr you....what I need....what I truly, truly need....okay!

And you might move to Chicago? Man! How cool would that be?

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

It would be very cool. Cold, even, since Chicago ain't the warmest place in the world.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

OH MY GOD, MIKE!

You will be so, so proud of me for what I just did... please hold...

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

Ok, y'all go see the smack I just laid down here: http://amazingforums.com/forum/MADNESS/72.html

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

Forget it, here it is:

AU Fan posted 3/6/01 4:53 AM ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------

Allison, you sound like you could be one sick puppy judging by the internet adress you posted. And no I didn't look at it, I'm not that sick. Good Luck to those of you sick Alabama fans and your sick disgusting fan

Allison posted 3/6/01 10:55 PM ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------

Whoa, dude. That's just the title of my site - it's just a family joke. And a crazy funny one. That's called creativity. I know they don't cover that in classes at Auburn, but you might want to get on your tractor and drive to Montgomery and look it up at the library. I was raised right, and thus do not normally engage in trash-talking, but I suggest, before you go engaging in a battle of wits you can't win, you might want to look at the site, find someone who can read, and get them to tell you to calm down.

http://www.hateyourdaddy.com

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

Oh, that kicks ass! But is a battle of wits with an Auburn fan really fair? Aren't they unarmed by definition?

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

They are, indeed.

I especially like that last sentence of mine. Sometimes I can whip it out.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

You can indeed.

IMO, the Tide is in if they beat Vandy, and probably out if they lose.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

You are, no doubt, correct. Beating Vandy is never a guarantee. And, since we can't seem to beat anybody right now, who knows? It would be great to see them get in, but we shall see.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

They've been such a bad team away from home ... they need to show that they can win on a neutral court. It's not like Vandy's playing very well either, though.

But ask An Bei who will win ... she's the NCAA pool queen.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

Oh, AB knows everything, I'm clear.

I think I'm gonna do Dr. Feelgood for the karaoke contest. Omar and I are really gonna get into today with his update and mine.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

I look forward to the singing and the entries.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

Ok, I updated. Going home now.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001