Does anyone watch Dream Team on Sky One (Sunday's 7pm)? Last the night the show with the perfect combination of Footie and attractive women surpassed itself with an appearance by the Dark Lord himself John Gregory.

Gregory was trying to sign Harchester Rovers star striker Carl Fletcher but failed a Fletch wanted far too much money. Gregory looks like he may have a new career if Deadly Doug decides Villa are underachieving.

By the way we got beat by Harchester last night in their featured match. Gary Speed's goal versus Leicester was used as our goal but then we conceded two thunderous free kicks to lose the match.

-- Anonymous, March 05, 2001

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Always thought JG looked like a cariacature. Sounds like he's found his niche in life. ;-)

-- Anonymous, March 05, 2001

Sandwiched as it is between two episodes of the Simpsons, I normnally watch Dream Team. Possibly the cheesiest programme on TV.

-- Anonymous, March 05, 2001

What football I haven't seen any football on it for weeks.

Good show though

-- Anonymous, March 05, 2001

Yeh they do seem to concentrate on the fancy side of things a bit. Monday Bandele looks a decent striker though and only cost about £5million I think, although his passport problem seems a bit similar. In fact, I wonder whether the whole show is modelled on NUFC. A few seasons ago Harchester were near the top then they narrowly avoided relegation and now they have a chance of a European slot but the clubs lack of money is hampering the progress. Two things coming from this likeness??

Are we going to offer Shearer to Villa only to sell them Carl Cort instead??

Is Freddie Shepherd pregnant with Bobby Robson's love child?

-- Anonymous, March 05, 2001