Mike, it's just you and me, and the beer and doe-REE-toes. Woo!

-- Anonymous, March 03, 2001

Answers

And I am here. And I had a beer before work watching Maryland kill Virginia, and I have nachos here for dinner. So let's Par-Tay!

-- Anonymous, March 03, 2001

Looks like buying a keg might not have been such a wise idea on my part.

-- Anonymous, March 03, 2001

No! Chao Famiry drinking beer! Having fun! Rooking for Bermanator!

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2001

I'm here! Watching SNL and doing busywork.

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2001

I saw that SNL. J-Lo, baby.

We have company, and they're being loud and playing the guitar.

Cher and I are looking at fucked up websites. Check this out: www.casketfurniture.com

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2001

You can't resist that kind of deal. Where did you find that?

The Ray Lewis cartoon on SNL was the funniest thing ever.

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2001

Rob/Dana's forum has a thread called "Fucked Up Websites" or something like that. It's pretty funny.

More wine? Yes!

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2001

Wine would be great, but I do have this keg sitting here and there's only so many kegstands a guy can do.

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2001

What's a kegstand?

I can't type. Cher took my chair.

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2001

What's a kegstand? Anna Beth, that makes me so sad.

You do a headstand on the keg, someone holds your feet and they squirt beer into your mouth with the keg's beer dispenser until you choke. Or until you ask to stop.

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2001

And do you type with your chair? Because if you don't, I'm not accepting that as an excuse.

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2001

Don't be sad! I no know what kegstand is, I still cool person!

I just can't type very well standing up. Bastard.

I'm going night-night now. You have fun with kegstand.

Rove!

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2001

I know you still cool! I just sayin'!

I heading home as well! I be back for a very brief while tomorrow to go on radio, unless it snows.

Rove to you!

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2001

When are you going to be on the radio?

We're about to go see Crouching Tigah. I so excited!

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2001

Tampa. I hope It's Kat is listening.

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2001