I am not Dennis Olsen!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I am not

-- not Dennis Olsen (not@dennis.olsen), March 01, 2001

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Me neither

-- (me@neither.dumb), March 01, 2001.

I'm not that fuckhead either

-- Manny's little brother (No@dip.com), March 01, 2001.

We already knew that you dick licking commie bastard.

-- commie hater (URfruitloops@queer land.com), March 01, 2001.

Who is Dennis Olsen?

-- ????? (????@????.X?X?), March 01, 2001.

I don't think I would want to be Dennis Olsen either.

-- Cherri (jessam5@home.com), March 01, 2001.


Aren't all of us Dennis Olsen at one time or another? Just a little bit? You know, like when you hit your thumb with a hammer? Or when you're not quite awake in the morning, and you wind up brushing your teeth with Preparation H? Or when you turn away for a moment, and the dog swipes the steak you were marinating? Don't you get all furious and screamingly hypertensive? Don't you get all crazy and violently threatening?

If you do, then there's a little bit of Dennis Olsen inside of you.

Nurture it. Care for it. Let it blossom into full-grown Olsen Psychosis.

Peace, out.

-- Malcolm X In The Middle (malcolm.x@middle.com), March 01, 2001.


That was beautiful. Now instead of crying "The Devil made me do it" I can cry that "My inner Olsen made me do it".

-- A little bit of Dennis (is@too.much), March 03, 2001.

I actually have a friend who, upon getting up for work at 4am and being quite still asleep, proceeded to brush her teeth with the tube of icy-hot medicated rub instead of the toothpaste. She said it took her way too long to realize it too LOL.

-- (cin@cin.cin), March 03, 2001.

Oh, Little Bit, that's great. Just let your Inner Dennis have his way whenever it wants, which is usually. You'll feel so much better. Other people won't like it, but that's just their own Inner Dennises speaking. Encourage them to let Dennis out! Imagine how the world would be filled with jabbering Dennis Olsens! Ids on parade! Hamburger-Helper-eating White Trash under pressure! Yee-ha!

Cin, that's beautiful! You know exactly what we're on to here. And you know, drinking lots of bitter coffee that's been on the hot plate overnight is a great way to give your Inner Dennis a helping hand to the surface. Of course, in the case of you ladies, we can refer to it as your Inner Denise.

Just keep steaming!

Peace, out.

-- Malcolm X In The Middle (malcolm.x@middle.com), March 04, 2001.


There was a photo of Dennis Olsen in our main metro newspaper on either 1/1/2000, or 1/2, I forget. It showed him standing out in his driveway, looking sort of perplexed. They had a quote from his teenage son that said something to the effect of "I'm not involved in any of this Y2K stuff, leave me alone."

BTW, whatever became of the girl and baby he "adopted" right before Y2K to save from the starving, looting pollies that were planning to march on Hudson, WI and steal his generator?

-- Bemused (and_amazed@you.people), March 06, 2001.



BTW, whatever became of the girl and baby he "adopted"

Surely you jest! Dont cha mean the baby that was auctioned via the net? SICKEST damn thing I've seen yet.

In the name of y2k, my ass.

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), March 06, 2001.


For anyone wondering about Dennis, here you go...

Newspaper article on Dennis

-- Bemused (and_amazed@you.people), March 06, 2001.


There was quite an argument on the old board last spring about this issue. Someone claimed to have called the local child welfare authorities and asked them to investigate. As I recall, someone else claimed there was an investigation and that the welfare worker decided that so long as the teenager's parents were involved and aware of the situation there was no need to intervene. The person who originally claimed to have contacted child welfare said s/he was releaved. Then the thread devolved.

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), March 06, 2001.

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