CLASSIFIED PHOTO: Dubya has secretly been ordered by his doctor to attend a 2nd Grade Phonics class to see if he could overcome his disease and learn how to talk. As seen in this top-secret photo, he takes no notes, distracts other students by making fun of the teacher, and still shows no interest in learning.

-- (dumbya@spoiled.brat), March 01, 2001

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In a related story, it was reporteded that an internet poster going by the handle "dumbya@spoiled.brat" posted desultory comments regarding President George W. Bush.

"dumbya", stymied by Mr. Bush's undergraduate business degree from Yale, and MBA from Harvard, coupled with "dumbya"'s own lack of a 6th grade diploma, had no recourse but to make fun of a person with credentials far outstripping his/her own.

-- chicken Little (cluck@cluck.com), March 01, 2001.

Mr. Bush's undergraduate business degree from Yale, and MBA from Harvard Get real, he was given the lowest grades with the possibility to pass, and if you don't think he was given passing grades because of who he was, then you are not being realistic. He even admits spending his time is these "Ivy League" schools partying. So much for a degree meaning anything these days. I bet he wouldn't make it two weeks in a military tech school.

-- Cherri (jessam5@home.com), March 01, 2001.

Yep, eyp,

It would have been much better to have a REAL moron, like Al Gore, who FLUNKED out of his masters program.

-- an alternative idiot (moreinterpretation@ugly.com), March 01, 2001.

Sheesh, you right-wingers have NO sense of humor. I thought it was pretty funny! LMAO!

-- hee hee hee (poor@little.dumbya), March 01, 2001.

I too find it a funny photo. I wouldn't have commented on this thread if it weren't for the extremely stupid remarks from Cherri.

Cherri, you sound a little jealous. Have you ever attended a college course? Do you have any clue what the hell you're talking about? Sour grapes. If you knew what college meant, you'd probably see things a little differently.

FWIW, I look back on my days in college with a smile. I partied, big time. It was the '70's, who didn't party! But I also made the dean's list. See Cherri, talented people can do both (party and study). Amazing isn't it?

-- Maria (anon@ymous.com), March 01, 2001.

Dumbya sits there grinning like the 2nd grade dimwit who just stuck a booger in his mouth without getting caught.

-- Dr. Popinofsky (popinofsky@yahoo.com), April 24, 2001.