...........so I bet you're not gonna reply.

Just been offered two tix for Goodison. But he wants to shift them both together. Are you on for the game on Saturday or not??? If not, anybody else (but Dougal has first refusal)??

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Answers

Howay lass. Aah sayed it wez orjent lyuk! Wotyadeein?

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Can I call you in about an hour?

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

He needs to know by 16:00.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Can't you e-mail me from your HOTDOUG account???

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Just sent you an e-mail to hotmail.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Dougal - I need to know by 9:45 this morning. Last chance before they go to a(nother) needy person. Please answer, ring or drop me an email.

-- Anonymous, March 01, 2001