Wednesday, February 28, 2001

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Morning kids. Better today. Have a better handle. T - I sent you an email at your work address.

I have to update tonight so I can say I won't be updating for awhile!

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Answers

Good morning. I'm going to do my MATH update this morning. Mike, how is life as a radio superstar? Also, should I be miffed that rather than picking me up at the airport upon my return, Chris will be at the ACC tournament semifinals?

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Shout out?

"Dear Cute Boy at Olive Gardens,

You. Were. The. Best. Waiter. Ever. Fine, too!! Dude, thanks for the Chardonay."

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


Morning. I think I need a hip replacement. Ow! What would the Angel of Deathifer do?

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

She would give you *******hugs*******, AB!

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

ooh, who wrote the Olive Garden letter?

AB - what's wrong with your hip, baby?

I'm dying to know if Meg wrote Mike back.

I was over on Rob and Dana's new forum yesterday and they have a whole thread on crappy journals, but why we read them anyway. I'd love to start a thread like that on squishy.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001



Ooh - where's that forum?

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Where's their forum? Is Dana the bobofett girl?

My hip is, like, out of joint or something. It hurts like a mofo. This morning, it go POP! and then hurt. Wah!

Y'all sign up for An Bei's notify list. I don't know if it works or not--it's on my index page.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


Aren't the diarist awards being announced today? Ooh, let's cross our Allison-winning fingers!

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Um, their forum is on delphi. I followed a link from perpetualblonde.com. Yes Dana=Bobofett.

Oh, An Bei has notify! I've been thinking about doing that, but I'd be afraid no one wuold sign up.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


I like that no one can see how many people sign up. That way, if it's just y'all and some guy named Dirk from the Midwest, no one will be the wiser.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


Okay, I just had to (sort of) smack Melissa down. That girl is posting more than I don't know what. But it's a lot. She is on my very last nerve.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Thanks. I mean, eleven DSAS's? Um, no. She is on crack, I swear. I read her last journal entry - wha?

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

I don't think anyone can see who's on your list but you, but it would make me feel bad if no one signed up.

Y'all. I hate how much I love the Texan. Hate it.

Did y'all hear how he's like best friends with Trejo? It's a fucked up world, and I'll tell you that for free.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


I haven't heard much about the Texan at all.

Joh - I forgot - Hadley doesn't get into work until about 11.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


Well, there wasn't much to say until this weekend.

He came to the party and we talked on the porch for like 3 hours. It was niiiice.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001



Did he represent for his former jag-ness?

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

http://forums.delphi.com/n/main.asp?webtag=room935&nav=sta rt

The dana/rob forum

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


I'm reading right now. That trainwreck journal thread is clazy.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

The best part of the train wreck thread is that Melissa (MESAWYOU) is the most recent post.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Jesus. She's like a virus. A very contagious one.

She's ebola! Ebolissa!

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


Hooknose! I know she di'in! Dear Anna Beth,
Tell me something I don't know.

Oops was that snarky,
Melissa


-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


She sucks.

Where Meg!

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


Did Mike e-mail her? Hmmm.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Gaah!

I shudder to think of her law career. One, she can't spell. Two, she can't right. Three, she wants to be a PD?? I good friend of mine is a PD for Fulton County. She's a five-foot-tall Cugan girl (her maiden name is Pequena, which makes her even cuter) who has to go into the projects and find witnesses named Buttermilk and Junebug.

(No lie - her most recent case involved a man who killed another man because he was upset that the Man 1 ate the first piece of sweet potato pie at Thanksgiving. Man 1 had the pie, Man 2 was all, "Man, he doesn't deserve the first piece of pie!" Man 1 ate the pie anyway, and Man 2 was irate. A week later, Man 2 went after Man 1 with a lead pipe. Man 1 shot Man 2 dead. In his statement, Man 1 said, "Well, it was a damn good sweet potato pie." It was from the Picadilly, after all. Buttermilk ((his street name)) was the key witness.)

Anyway. Liz can pull shit like that off. But Meloonsa dealing with cases like that? Melissa LITIGATING?? Um, no.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


Cugan=Cuban.

Should we post questions to Mike?

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


I think so. I also think Melissa needs to go down. No one snarks at An Bei.

Okay, maybe I'm overreacting.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


The Cabrio is on its way to Atlanta! Yay!

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

YAY! I looooove Volkswagens. I almost got a Passat instead of an Accord, but the Volkswagen dealer in Monroe shut down about a week before I bought a car. How suck is that?

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

That is way suck. I looooove VW's. Plus, I have a great VW mechanic. He's the best, ever. Not that I need him often, because I don't.

How should we get Melissa back?

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


We should write "Dear Snarky" and "Dear Ebola" letters.

Subtle Yet Deadly: The MATH Club Strikes Back.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


I Dear Ebolissa.

Where's al??

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


I wrote M8B a letter, Han.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Oh man. I have a lot of those to answer. Crap.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

I was kind of hoping it would just die. I'm having major english problems lately.

Seriously. Where's Allison? I'm excited to see the new MATH collab.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


I'm here.

This just in: Allison Declares War on Napoleon.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


Crap. Today, I'm L_L.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Exile him, baby!

What's up?

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


I'm just full of hate, that's all. Just have a lot to do and he keeps reminding me of it. Damn boss, trying to make me work.

He just sucks, really.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


Oh, y'all, Wendy is trash, straight up.

There's a new Herbert Kornfeld today. Yay!

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


Did y'all notice the thread on Rob/Dana's forum about Meg? They're wondering who the plagiarizer was. Woo!

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

I'm here. And now I'm getting lunch. But I'll be back.

No word from Meg.

T, is Chris as happy as I am right now? Beating the Dukies on Senior Day!

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


Mike - Congrats, yo. That was exciting.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Chris is THRILLED. He's all jazzed up for the tournament next week. Of course, he's going with a pack of uke fans.

Mike, do you have the URL for your chat? I have a question.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


"Did y'all notice the thread on Rob/Dana's forum about Meg? They're wondering who the plagiarizer was. Woo! "

nuh-uh!!

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


I posted. I didn't say who it was, though. But if someone emails me, yeah, I probably will.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

T - have you heard from Hadley or Caroline?

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

No, not yet.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Go T! I'm sure someone will.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Yeah, they're vicious over there. I just wouldn't want meg to get hits.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

It probably wouldn't matter, her getting hits, since they would all know she's a retard.

She might think she was all popular, though.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


Who's the girl on the Billy Bragg and Wilco song "birds and ships." Is it Natalie Merhcant?

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Yup. She's also in "Way Down Yonder in the Minor Key." Most of them are on Napster - I think that Natalie is on Mermaid Avenue I - Al, correct me if I'm wrong.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Ebolissa is macking on Mike in the DC thread.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Oh, for the love of God. No more entries that have me taking off clothing.

The URL: http://cgi1.usatoday.com/mchat/20010228002/tscript.htm

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


You're right, T. As much as she gets on my nerves, she's great in those songs.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Oh man, Wendy is trash. She "gave up Christianity for lent." Puhleeze.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

So Teri, Allison ... where's that MATH homework?

Heh.

And T, to an ACC basketball fan, the tournament combines the festiveness of Mardi Gras with the solemnity of church, so it's as big a holiday as there is. If I could possibly get out of the office, I'd be right there with Chris at the Georgia Dome.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


"Hey Mike, should I be miffed that my boyfriend (who is a huge Maryland fan) will be attending the ACC semifinals, rather than picking me up from the airport (I'll have been gone for more than a week) next Saturday?

Also, do you think that Mississippi State has a chance? They had a good season a few years ago..."

RE: MATH - I'm working on it. Does it have to keep with the child/blood thread?

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


The moderator had better put that question through, is all I'm sayin'.

And you can write about whatever you want. It's free-form at its highest level.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


Oh, goodie. I added the Mississippi State part just to make it legit.

I am a little miffed. Yesterday, his friend Josh said, in a very serious tone of voice, "Uh, Chris, you do realize that Teri's flight arrives during the middle of the semifinals, don't you?"

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


Okay, I'm starting to panic about the room in Spain.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

No, no, don't panic. Ignore Sara's emails and screen her calls.

Carolina is on the case. Is there a way that you can conference her in from your phone, and then y'all call Spain together? Or do you have three-way on your cell phone? I think she's on a work site - that's why she'd have to use her cell phone.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


That Mike. Always starting the chat a few minutes early...

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

T, your question is in the hopper. It's about 10 away.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

ARGH! #$#^*@(@^!!!

I finally updated and now I cannot ftp into the server. I hate everybody.

T, I think you're right about Natalie Merchant.

I don't have enough brain cells to ask Mike a question in the chat today.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


SWEET! I'll have to save the URL for Chris - he's in a mediation for the ice cream of the future.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

I think that I'm three for three in terms of my questions being answered.

Allison, I think someone already registered that url.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


Ugh. I got through to ONE hostal in Toledo and it was booked and I thought she was gonna cry. She's like, well I guess I could've called too. Well, NO SHIT.

I can three way her from home, but it'll be so late over there. But that might be the best option at this point. Can you tell her that's the plan? And ask what's a good time to call her?

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


Ok, I updated.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Okay, why did all communication just cease?

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

So I'm guessing that my answer to T's question means that I won't be writing a column on relationship advice, eh?

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Oh, it's a fair enough answer, I guess. Still, merr.

Joh, I don't know what to tell you about the time-to-call thing.

So much crap to do.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


So, I told Chris I was going to Chicago. He was fine with it. Actually, he was jealous I'm getting to go to Chi and he doesn't. MOC don't care what I do, y'all. I done tole you.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

That's because he's confident in your lo....mmmm.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

That's right! He ain't clazy.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

My credit union is seriously pissing me off. I'm mainly pissed at Sprint Long Distance.

Those fuckers slammed me three years ago. I refused to pay the bill as I never authorized them to switch my service. Now, the rat bastards turned me over to a collection agency! So, the $62 I owe the fuckers is fucking with my credit.

God damn rat bastards. I am not paying that money. No way.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


Of course, I'd be at the airport to meet any of y'all if you were visiting, March Madness be damned. But I'm that kind of guy.

Y'all? Work may drive me insane in the next month. Y'all will get to watch a case study of a sane person going crazy in 30 days or less.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


All right, I'll be back. I need to work out my stress. I may break the stationary bike downstairs.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Woah. That's a lot of stress. I promise I'll get the entry done in the next half hour.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Hey T. Now I'm thinking we should perhaps get our Barcelona room for Wednesday night like now. Well, and I guess y'all would need it for Tuesday night too.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Okay. I did my entry for Mike.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

And I just sent mine. I wrote it really fast, so I don't know.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Excellent. I will put it up tonight.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

All of y'all. Brilliant.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

T - did anyone ever email you from that thread?

Mike - any word from Meg?

Got a room for Saturday night. Whew.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001


No word from Meg. And honestly, at this point I'm less sure that she'll be back before y'all leave for Spain. If she knows Rob and Dana are looking for answers (and how they can't find them, I have no idea ... Rob and Sara are friends, I think), she might lie low. Those two are pretty vicious.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Joh - let me know if y'all do get a room in Barcelona - we could get two doubles for when we're all there.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

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