Worse than training for him, which fork do you use Alan??

-- Anonymous, February 27, 2001

Answers

And even worse....what iin the world does a footballer talk about amongst this bunch? "...then there was the time I stuffed sardines in Tony Horne's tailpipe..." ;-))

According to NUFC.com:
soprano Lesley Garrett, David Kerr, chief executive of the Internet Watch Foundation; Mary Anne Stevens, collections secretary and senior curator at the Royal Academy of Arts; Dr Sandy Thomas, director of the Nuffield Council on Bioethics; Professor Jack Beatson, Rouse Ball Professor of English Law at Cambridge University; Dr Usman Awais Khan, chair of Camden and Islington Community Health Services NHS Trust; and Professor Fabian Monds, Emeritus Professor of Information Systems at Ulster University.

-- Anonymous, February 27, 2001

How man can ye pass them prawn thingys!

-- Anonymous, February 27, 2001

Mebbes he'll start another food fight?

-- Anonymous, February 27, 2001

It's a good job he wasn't being knighted. With his knees, he'd nave have risen to become Sir Alan.

-- Anonymous, February 27, 2001

He'll handle himself very well, and be a credit to NUFC and the North- East - unless that is, she asks him if it's true that he's "lost a yard"!

-- Anonymous, February 27, 2001