Toward the end of the golf course, Richard had hit his ball into the woods. Harry, his partner had laughed and poked fun, but then somehow managed to hit his own ball into the woods.

Richard looked for a long time, getting angrier every minute. Finally, in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups, he found his ball. Instead of just continuing the game, he took his club and thrashed every single buttercup in that patch.

All of a sudden, in a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life.....better still; you won't have any butter for your toast the rest of your life.....as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!" Then POOF!...she was gone.

After Richard got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend.

"Harry!....Harry!...where are you?"

Harry yells, "I'm over here, in the pussy willows."

Richard screams back....."DON'T SWING! FOR GODS SAKE! DON'T SWING!" [Note from OG - I didn't know if this was a Natural Disaster or Sustainable Living post so after I laughed my asp off, I put the Humor tag on it.]

-- Anonymous, February 25, 2001

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Natural Disaster, no doubt... :)

-- Anonymous, February 25, 2001

How about Health? Laughter is the best medicine. (:

-- Anonymous, February 26, 2001