Seems like Pork is off the menu after foot and mouth disease spread to heddon on the wall today. This is just the start, Pigs, cattle and sheep will be decimated and thousands will have to be killed.

Humans can't get it so we are Ok to eat cheap curry with no risk to our health.

-- Anonymous, February 22, 2001

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On night shift leech ow , thanks for clearance as the canteen are giving the 12 of us a Taste of India night,

-- Anonymous, February 22, 2001