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3 Chinese men have died, gone to Heaven and arrive at the pearly gates where St Peter meets them.
"Sorry" he says "we are full up, I can only take 2 of you. To determine who gets in, who ever can lift that large stone above his head gets in."
The 1st China man picks up the stone and raises it above his head, no problem.
The 2nd China man picks up the stone and struggles to raise it to his chest.
The 3rd China man, as hard as he struggles, can't lift the stone off the ground.
St Peter turns to the 3rd China man and says......























































"YOU ARE THE WEAKEST CHINK.......GOODBYE!"

-- Anonymous, February 22, 2001

Answers

Racist pig, I tell you Chinese jokes about English swine, see if you laugh.

-- Anonymous, February 22, 2001

Yep.... racist.

2nd racist thread this month ... our standards are slipping

-- Anonymous, February 22, 2001


Jokin about the racist pig stuff right??? Tongue in cheek like.

-- Anonymous, February 22, 2001

It OK IF FUNNY, BUT IT NO FUNNY.

-- Anonymous, February 22, 2001

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