Its a beautiful day here in Aurea Borolis land , but do I feel like breaking out with songs from Olklahoma , to coin a Manchester City phrase, do I heckers like!. Its a lousy month financially , the councils sneaked in a double whammy by moving the CT back to April, only one free month this time. Everyone is moaning about being skint, the results apart from Europe and Scumlands exit have been nothing to get excited about, the BBs is suffering from a attack of Fed-Brew-Itis the main topics of the month, (don`t mention Charlton) have been, and very good they were too, were the ongoing saga of our genes which was posted in tandem with the showing of Dr Hannibal , and the price of a prescription in the modern world, as one who rattles when he walks I appreciated the info , but washing them down with a pint of beer is my sole protest at the officials who got me on them, right rebel eh

Ally McBeal is skint, Min has stopped singing , Clark`y has gone missing without informing the revelant authorities, Galaxy has stopped baking and posting,gene searching, looks like softie is teething, LR has went off the boil since the Faslane protest, ITK poor lad ,Beeb stalwart ,Des just beat him to the other side.

DeBuilder due to the weather was running a month late but a late flurry of postings has got him up there with Screach and company. Tre has not been Tre Spotting, Pit Bull has not growled, Sting`s leaving aint he?, to the accompanmient(sp) of Jimmy Nail singing Harry Connick Jnr, walking on the moon, (superb). Macbeth is also attempting to recreate his roots and what finer than "Te be on Committee",

Swift bless him, knowing how glum Feb can be has joined in the odd aside, Screacher and his services are always availible for 24 hour basis , whenever, wherever , he may be, Jonno oh Jonno where art thou, into the Valley of Medocrity rode the esteemed , since the performance, not a peep peeps.

As the month grinds to a close, lets thank DeBuilder, Steph, Ciarra, Dougal, Syme , Screach , who have kept us ticking over , and not forgetting Gav or anyone else, just cannot be done with Feb

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

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Roll on Satda

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

I think we're all yearning for

a) Pay day,

b) A couple of impressive wins on the bouncce, not flash in the pan victories,

c) Some serious endeavour in the transfer market including commitment of Goma, one way or the other

d) Seeing Shearer and Cort get on the goal trail

e) Overhauling the hackems in a glorious finale to the season.

Or in other words,

THE MOON ON A STICK

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Buy Ally gets paid tomorrow, then it'll be parteeeee time. Briefly.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Marks and Sparks?

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Oh yes, Ciara. I have been living on toast from our work takeaway for breakfast (42p), soup at lunchtime (44p) and soup for supper (22p as half price in evenings) for three weeks. Bring on that Chardonnay and those smoked salmon pinwheels.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

God - how Bridget Jones do I sound...

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Hi Buff- did I miss a Hannibal thread?

Ally McBeal, who's managing your money?

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

I often ask myself that question...

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Aye Buff i cannit wait til february ends , 4th March and im off to sunnier climes and as far away from Lahndaaan as i can get . Roll on March , 3 points in the bag and a cheerier BBS :-) The Charlton game and the long painful walk home are forgotten .. bring on them Mancs and lets give them a biddy good hiding , Howwwayyy the Lads . Come on Min ...... We travel far and wide , we've been to Merseyside .....

-- Anonymous, February 21, 2001

February !! Don't talk to me about piggin' February, aprta from Charlton and the utter shite of Saturday I haven't been paid since Novemebr 2000 AND it hasn't stopped raining since Jan 3rd, but HEY the beer is still only 50p a pint (5%) and there is a local brew calles Toa at 20p a bottle which is about 45% give or take a liver cell, grub is 10p for a chicken fried rice and the schoolgirls bathe in streams at the side of the road .......... so who gives a toss about the bit being late ???????

-- Anonymous, February 25, 2001

I WANNA BE A MAGPIE RANGER.....

-- Anonymous, February 26, 2001