(Dan Rather speaking, ticker-tape sound in background...)

"This just in...apparently an elderly man had "streaked" through a flower show in Tuscaloosa, Alabama late yesterday afternoon. He's still at large; however, according to flower show officials he was nevertheless awarded the first prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'."

-- Eve (eve_rebekah@yahoo.com), February 20, 2001

Answers

Anybody heard from Flint? I think that's his neighborhood.....

-- KoFE (your@town.USA), February 20, 2001.

Eve:

"He's still at large" ??

Quite a picture!! Thanks for the laugh!!

ROFLMAO

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), February 20, 2001.

LOL

-- Tricia the Canuck (jayles@telusplanet.net), February 21, 2001.