How completely of topic i can get,...

::totter around eating "Robust" Kupo nuts and smashing drunkenly into trees:: I'm FINE!!!

-- Anonymous, February 16, 2001

Answers

I AM NOT AN ALCHAMIST THANK YOU!!,..... ::eats a rather large kupo nut:: mmm extra robustyness!

-- Anonymous, February 17, 2001

you can turn gold into ROBUSTY! (hmm sound like a word for robotic breasts doesn't it?),.... uh ROBUSTY KUPO NUTS!! ::drops her gold on the a magic table that appeared out of nowhere:: I'M IN!!!

-- Anonymous, February 17, 2001

GAH! fine fine fine ::Eats a few more kupos nuts to pass the time:: mogs never vomit you know

-- Anonymous, February 18, 2001

*HIC*

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

::toddles drunkenly towards the penguin:: here lemme help you up ::falls on him:: oops ::eats another kupo nut:: DAMN THESE THINGS ARE LIKE CHIPS!! YOU CAN"T EAT JUST ONE HANDFULL!! :: get off of the penguin fortunatly moogles are small and he is unharmed:: i wonder if also like dips you can chips these....

-- Anonymous, February 21, 2001

::whistles drunkenly and a light red (NOT PINK DAMNIT!! LIGHT RED!!) chocobo totters onto the scene:: Mog- good Cho now help the penguin up

Chocobo-Waark!

-- Anonymous, February 22, 2001

looks at the chocobo raiding her stash of kupo nuts:: THAT'S IT!!! i'm selling your ass to Midgar Fried Chocobo!!! ::the chocobo sticks it tounge out and wobbles away:: that's it COME ON BOMBER!! LETS GET THAT,... that,... damn out of stupid lines,... ::grabs a Marvel Comic book::

-- Anonymous, February 24, 2001

damnit Bomber!! grabbs him by the shoulders and flaps after the chocobo dragghing him bellyfirst on the ground:: COME BACK HERE!!

-- Anonymous, February 25, 2001

::laugh as evilly as one can while dead drunk and carrying a penguin twice ones size:: that's it BURN BABY BURN!! get the barbeque sauce!! ::suddenly the blazing chocobo turns around pissed as hell and looking very much like a phoneix:: ... oh shit,...

-- Anonymous, February 26, 2001

YOU IDIOTS!!!! SOMEBODY CAST WATER!!!!! ::sighs and steals penguins Kupo nuts while he's trying to cast Water:: MWAhAHAHAHAH!! :hic:

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

::looks at the penguin, then shoves the kupo nuts in her mouth , grinning she talks around them:: well you looked like you were.... oh no not the Gekko again! ::looks at a very peeved bahamut:: WHAT?

-- Anonymous, March 01, 2001

::waves drunkenly as Bahamut leaves:: BYE BYE gekko! NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH GIEKO!! ::looks at the others:: now where were we,... oh yeah this is the part where i say "OH MY GOD WE'RE OUT OF KUPO NUTS!!!" OH MY GOD!!! WE'ER OUT OF KUPO NUTS!!!!

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2001

::digs around in magic pockets:: oh no,.... i gave you all the gold i had!,.... SHIT!!!,.. now how'm i supposed to get a hotel room!!!

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2001

um,..... we can't cut it down witha feather we burnt down the ast one!!! DAMN YOU!!!! DAMN YOU ALL!!,... oh wait that includes me,... well then,... uh,... DAMN!.... I KNOW!!! pulls out a shovel,... let's dig for gold!!!! (final fantasy thread? where? i don't see one? what're you talking about? ::drinks an elixer and equips some materia:: i don't know WHAT your talking about)

-- Anonymous, March 05, 2001

but,... if you give them to all the poor people then they;ll just be poor alcoholics,... that wouldn't be good.

::suddenly a glint flashes in the corner of everyone's eye:: GOLD! ::they all scream at once, but as they run into the bushes the stumble head first onto a feirce, angry, pointy toothed, angry, sharp clawed, angry, GOLD BEAR. did i meantion it was angry?:: oh shit! A GOOLD BEAR!!!...

-- Anonymous, March 07, 2001

NOOOO! he's the only one who can make Kupo nuts from gold!!! ::looks at FireWyrm:: hey,... wiat he's got a scroll in his pocket... what that? ::she, starting to sober up, fly an almost but not quite straight line over to Firewyrm and went to snatch the scroll,... unfortunatly she only managed to crash into him and grab his crotch quite painfully:: oops,...

-- Anonymous, March 07, 2001

::watches as the bear screams "AHH what a world what a world" unfourtunatly all the gold is sinking into the ground, well seeping rather::AH SHIT WEE GOTTA STOP IT!!! ::goes to scoop it up,... remember's too late that the word "molten" was used, severely burns hands:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

-- Anonymous, March 09, 2001

::looks at her severly burnt paws, one has become covered with gold:: AH! oh shit! i look like Vincent over here,... and bomber,... HOW'RE WE SUPPOSED TO PICK OIT UP!!!! I ALREADY TRIED!!::waves her gold encrusted paw at her:: DON'T MAKE ME HIT YOU!!! i'm sure gold hurts you know!

-- Anonymous, March 10, 2001

::looks at Shiva, Looks at paw, looks at Shiva staring at her with hearts in her eyes:: ooooh no! I'M NOT VINCENNT!!! look! no cape! no long ablck hair no,.... ::runs away:: NOOO DAMNIT I"M FEMALE!!!

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

::looks at Shive chasing her::DAMN BITCH WHAT ARE YOU 40!!, if i'm gonna be chased by Shiva at least make it the cute one from 8!!! ::shiva turns in Shive from 8:: ,.... shit,.... ::dons a red cape and wig:: what the hell,....

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2001

hmm well that was better than i expected,... whoever knew Shiva was a crossdresser,..... ::smokes some Kupo leaf cigs:: ahhh

-- Anonymous, March 16, 2001

HEY! THAT HURTS!..... ::starts catching them in her mouth:: ... ROBUSTY,.. HEY SHIVA YOU WANT,... ::looks around:: hey! wher'd she go? AND WHERES FYRE WRYM!!!!!!!!! ::starts alighing hysteraclally::

-- Anonymous, March 19, 2001

::gets big bag and starts catching them:: oh COME ON!! YOU THROW LIKE I GIRL!!!!,... wait,.. i'ma girl,.. ::start chucking them at bomber leaving huge welts on him:: HAHAHA BRUISES FOR YOU! DRUNK FOR ME!!!

-- Anonymous, March 20, 2001

uh,.. penguins CAN throw up you know..... (but moogles can't) ::grabs the bag and a funnel, gulping down kupo nuts::

-- Anonymous, March 22, 2001

ROTFLMAO!!! poor bomber!! HEY!! MONEY!! :snatches it away from Fyre wyrm :: HAHAHA!! IT'S MINE AAALLLLL MIIIINE!!! ::flys high above their heads::

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

MMM! MATERIA!!! ::Drops the money in a mad scrable for the items (no matter how they try even if it ISN'T mad scrab;e moogles just seem to look that way) :: HI!! who are you?

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2001

oh you well in that case i'll take this crappy materia and be nice to you, you can have the HP>
-- Anonymous, March 25, 2001

OH YOU BASTARDS!!! I HAD A WHOLE THING THAT DIDN'T SHOW UP!!! ::whines:: lejeeeesss? can you fix it?,... or do i hvae to try and remeber what i said?

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2001

NOOOOOOOOOO!!

::narrows eyes:: MOGGO? YOU'LL RUE THE DAY YOU UTTERED THOSE WORDS!!

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2001

::sneaks up behind the equipment and steals all the power cables snickering evilly, she turns and winks at draconic matser guy:: shhh hehehe

-- Anonymous, March 30, 2001

BAH!!!

killing my fun time huh?,.. BAH ON YOU!! BAH I SAY!! BAH!!

-- Anonymous, March 30, 2001

::omnious voice:: MWAHHAHAHAAAHAHhAHAHAHHA!! *burp*,... did?,... thing?,..... WHA?

-- Anonymous, March 30, 2001

::mog jumps up and down at the sight of someone chaesing someone and she isn't involved for once :: heheheheheHAHhehehe ,.... HEY WAIT FOR ME!

-- Anonymous, March 31, 2001

(mog is not posting for the next few days,... sorry about spamming the topics i didn't want to make yet another off topic thread)

-- Anonymous, March 31, 2001

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ::runs to the fallen body or Bomber, reaching in her pack and removing a can or spray paint:: PINK PENGUIN!!!! ::she used ALL of the paint on Bomber:: HHEEEHAHAHAHEHAHHAHAhAHAHBLAHA DE HA HE AHAHAHA!

-- Anonymous, April 03, 2001

WEEEE! mm cheese :: makes nachos out of thin air:: MMMM!

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2001

::breathes fire:: mm that's a spicya meata balla!

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2001

::shrug:: i don't care, ::eats a kupo nut:: mmm robusty

-- Anonymous, April 08, 2001

wait,... wolf is a girl?,... since when?

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

i don't care being called a guy, call me male i'm pretty damn close but moggo ::grabs dirk:: and you die the death of a thousand flys

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Psh.... I can do better than that..... I just need to think.....

-- Anonymous, February 17, 2001

Perhaps Mog's dependancy upon "robust" kupo nuts stems from her tramatic childhood. Her drunken and abusive parental figures forced her to seek solace in the drunken hatred of mimes. That added to the fact that she bears the scars of emotional trauma due to unwanted advances from a rather uncouth neighbor. Or she could just be a damn alky. Take your pick.

-- Anonymous, February 17, 2001

FireWyrm, you've been reading too much psychology. Anyway, there's nothing wrong with robust kupo nuts. Can I have some more, Mog? pleeeeeaaaaaassse???????/ They're so robust!!!!!!

-- Anonymous, February 17, 2001

By the way, I'm an alchemist. Got any tin? I'll turn it into gold for you, free of charge. Well, actually, I charge 110% of the gold I make, but I can easily turn that into a rather large amount of robust kupo nuts. ::laughs maniacally::

-- Anonymous, February 17, 2001

Alrighty.... It'll take a few hours for the gold to ripen enough to be really robust kupo nuts. Just wait a bit. ::starts muttering archaically and waving arms::

-- Anonymous, February 18, 2001

Mogs never vomit? really? how interesting... Oh, sorry, yeah, i finished the transformation a couple of hours ago, just wanted to keep you waiting. ::evil grin:: Here you go. ::hands Mog a large bag of kupo nuts, keeps a small bag:: enjoy!!!! ::swallows four kupo nuts whole:: hiccup.

-- Anonymous, February 19, 2001

I sholud get my camera! Its not every day that a drunk moogle and peguin get together. I love being the sober mischief maker. Heheheheheheheheheheheh.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

oO; Okay Mog, Megan, I'm not even gonna ask. But I can say I can go waaaay worse than that... anyway......... just felt like posting since ya WON'T POST ON THE OTHER DAMN BOARD I ALWAYS GO TO. oO; ...

-- Anonymous, February 21, 2001

What are you talking about, FireWyrm? Penguins and moogles ALWAYS get drunk together! I can't believe you didn't know that. ::hiccup:: uh oh. ::tries to get up and shake FireWyrm, but falls over halfway there:: I'll get you eventually....

-- Anonymous, February 21, 2001

AFTER HIM!!!! Thief! Scoundrel!!!! STTOOOOPP!!! ::tries to run after him, but trips and falls. again.:: Oh no! he's getting away!!!!

-- Anonymous, February 25, 2001

Wait! I got an idea! ::pulls out a handful of ice cubes and starts hurling them at the chocobo:: One of these should hit him on the head and knock him unconscious!!!! ::not one ice cube hits the chocobo::

-- Anonymous, February 26, 2001

Your ice cube skills are far below the normal. I could just light the damned bird on fire for you. *FWOOSH!*

-- Anonymous, February 26, 2001

WHAT??!!! Why didn't you tell me the chocobo's a phoenix?? RUUUNNN!!! ::again, tries to run, but can't seem to get any balance:: OH, no!!!!

-- Anonymous, February 27, 2001

Methinks that I need to boost the flame power next time. Who knew that a chocobo wore asbestos underwear?

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

hey, look, the chocobo/phoenix is blind!!! maybe fire hurts his eyes!!! flame him, FireWyrm!!!!!! ::starts jumping up and down excitedly, still munching kupo nuts retrieved from the blind bird::

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2001

Fire, Water, why don't I just summon Bahamut-ZERO? *KA-BLAMMO!* There, now the fire's out.

-- Anonymous, March 01, 2001

I wasn't trying to cast water!!!! Give me back those kupo nuts!!!!! ::stops and stares at the giant dragon that just appeared from nowhere:: what's that doing here???!!!??

-- Anonymous, March 01, 2001

FireWyrm, you need to do something about bahamut there, he's beginning to creep me out.

-- Anonymous, March 02, 2001

Uhhh... OK. Bahamut!! Go home! No, dont look at me like that!! GO HOME!! Yes, that's it! Ill call you if I need you!! Yes, we are still on for poker on Friday!! One request, don't bring Smaug, he'll just get drunk again. There, I sent him to parts unkown. Happy? I hope you are.

-- Anonymous, March 03, 2001

We're OUT of KUPO NUTS!!!!!! That's not possible!!! How could you let something like this happen??!!?? Give me some gold, quick, I'll change it into kupo nuts! NOW!!!!

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2001

My god! It's a Final Fantasy thread in disguise!

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2001

I have plenty of gold....hehehehehehehehee...does moggy woggy and bomber womber want kupo nuts? Then go chop down the largest tree in the forest with... a chocobo feather!!!

-- Anonymous, March 05, 2001

Hey, just cause we're talking about kupo nuts does not make it a Final Fantasy thread in disguise. I personally know very little about Final Fantasy except from watching my brothers play it, cause I am very bad at video games, I always die. Quickly.

Anyway, GIVE US THE GOLD, FIREWYRM!!!!!! NOW!!!!! We need kupo nuts!!!! I can't stay sober for long, everything will start to suck again!!! Please!!!

-- Anonymous, March 05, 2001

::pulls out a shovel and starts digging madly:: Must... get... kupo... nuts... No time for chit-chat. ::keeps digging::

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

Haha, i was gonna give you the gold, but you guys seem so intent on getting your own that I think i'll buy up all the "Supremely Robusty Kupo Nuts Of Eternal Robustyness" and give them to the poor folks. Cause thats what im all about.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2001

Shame on you, FireWyrm, if you get all the poor people addicted to alcohol, they'll never get off the streets. You awful person.

A Gold Bear!!!!! Kill it, quick, then we can use it's gold to make more kupo nuts. Where's my icicle sword? I know I put it around here somewhere. ::starts searching frantically:: Come on, someone go after the bear!!!!!

-- Anonymous, March 07, 2001

::smacks head:: Wait a second, I knew there had to be a reason for me being called BOMBER Penguin. ::pulls out a huge bomb:: Here we go. But wait, if I blow it up, then we won't have it's gold, and we'll have to continue digging. Maybe I should just blow up FireWyrm. ::evil grin::

-- Anonymous, March 07, 2001

No, I'm the one who can make kupo nuts from gold. See? ::reaches into a pocket, but there is nothing there. realizes that FireWyrm has the scroll:: You bastard!!!! Give that back, right now!!!!

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO!!!! MY GROINIAL AREA!!!! I think I'd rather be mauled by...the ...Gold...Bear? Hey!! I can just Melt the damn thing!!*fwoosh!* Next time ask before you barrel hand forst toward my package!!! There, the melted puddle of MOLTEN gold is your's..HEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEH..OW!!

-- Anonymous, March 09, 2001

Hmmm... I forgot about the Gold Bear. Damn. Let me think....

-- Anonymous, March 09, 2001

Wait! I just remembered, the gold's gotta be molten for me to turn it into kupo nuts! That's what took so long last time! ::grabs her trusty cauldron to start scooping up the gold:: Don't just stand there, help me get it all into the cauldron!!!!

-- Anonymous, March 10, 2001

Shall I summon up another freind? You guys seem to be unable to gather the gold. Ok, here goes*SHIVA!* Freeze the gold, Shiva. Dont look at me that way. No i will not set you up with Odin(what the hell is a FF7 thread?) Just freeze the gold. Thank you. There, gold for all. Sorry about your paws, Mog. Hehe

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

Well, I was doing alright just scooping it up in my cauldron. Oh well. Now that it's all frozen, just toss it on in here. ::waves cauldron around:: Sigh. Now I've got to melt it all again. ::looks frantic:: NO, FireWyrm, I don't need your help with that!!!!!

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

::laughs at Mog:: There's definitely no Final Fantasy thread in disguise here. ::grin:: Well, I better get to work on these kupo nuts, maybe that'll distract Shiva for a bit. ::sits down and starts mumbling::

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2001

Time to melt the gold, hehe*fwoosh!* Sorry bomber. Say, where'd mog go?

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2001

You bastard, FireWyrm. Luckily, I took precations. You can't melt this cauldron, you know. Thanks for the help! Just for that, you don't get any, when they're done!

-- Anonymous, March 16, 2001

Shiva's a crossdresser?! That's odd. Here, have some kupo nuts. ::starts pelting Mog with kupo nuts::

-- Anonymous, March 18, 2001

Shiva's a guy!!!??? *shiver* RuPaul ain't got nuthin'. I demand Kupo Nuts!!! I demand satifaction!!

-- Anonymous, March 19, 2001

No kupo nuts for you! ::starts throwing them at Mog by large handfuls, just for kicks:: He he he he he!!!!!!

-- Anonymous, March 20, 2001

Uhhh, Mog? Yeah, Bomber is a girl too. Dont ask me how I know, I just know...teehee!

-- Anonymous, March 21, 2001

Hey, I can throw better than a girl. Just 'cause I am a girl doesn't mean anything. Actually, no, I can't do sports of any sort at all. But I CAN get drunk off of kupo nuts. ::snatches all the kupo nuts Mog is throwing, swallows them, then laughs maniacally:: HE HE HE HE HE!!!!

-- Anonymous, March 21, 2001

Penguins might throw up, but BOMBER penguins don't. ::continues eating, then falls over in a drunken stupor::

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

Ohhhkayyyyy....This reminds me of the time...nevermind.*snaches bomber penguin's harry potter wallet* 15 Bucks!! Woohoo!!

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

HEY!!! How'd you know I only have fifteen bucks?! Wait, give that back, now!!!! I need my money!!!! It is a very useful item!!!! ::starts jumping up and trying to catch Mog:: Give it back!!!!! You bastards!!!!

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2001

Why did you send my son Bahamut ZERO home?*alright son let papa take care of the people*WHY!?!?!?!?*goes into trance* Look apolgize now or no kupo nuts for anyone!!!*calms down and goes out of trance* If you're really nice I may allow one of you to summon me. Here go ahead and have a complementary collection of items(pulls out a combination of everyone's final weapon and armor plus 100 megalixers). Here have some materia too(gives everyone 3 of evey materia except Bahamut, Neo Bahamut, and Bahamut ZERO).

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2001

Aha!! ::snatches her wallet back:: Now i'm confused though. What the hell is all this garbage? ::stares blankly at the pile that Draconic Leader dropped:: Didn't I tell you, this is not a FF thread in disguise, simply cause i know very little about it? ::sits down and puts head in hands:: I'm so confused....

-- Anonymous, March 25, 2001

Confused, bomber? Well, I'm too!!

-- Anonymous, March 25, 2001

Never spells properly, do you, Moggo??(sniggers)

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2001

HAHAHA!!!! Now I have all the power in the world to destroy. Im assuming that all these materia spheres are mastered, so, hehe I get the Master materia for summons!! Weehee!

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2001

This "Moggo" thing is getting out of hand, Crow. I think you better quit it, before one of you kills the other, cause I don't want to have to clean up any corpses. But back to this crazy Final Fantasy thing. What do you do with all this junk? Is FireWyrm going to do something rash again? I don't think my cauldron can stand being burned anymore, and I need it for my kupo nut making!!

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2001

Sorry Mog! I didn't call you Mogyou-know-what. I'm telling you, I did not write that!! Find it anywhere else? Well, don't blame me! Blame TT! She messed up my com. when I was out. Truce??

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2001

Oh and Bomber? Please call me Sil. / Silver Dragon/ or Dragon but not Crow, Please!!

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2001

Once I figure out who you are, I might call you Dragon or something, at the moment I am somewhat wary, however.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

*takes back Bomber's pile of stuff and replaces it with all the PS1 & PS2 stuff created yet(games, controllers, consoles, etc.) and every anime released stateside on DVD* Hope you know what to do with that.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

WOOHOO!!!!! ::looks around, realizes there isn't a TV in the pile of junk:: HEY, what are you trying to do to me!!! I want to play games, so I can die on them, and then watch movies! I need a TV for that!!!

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

Oops!!! Here!!!*gives her a 52" flatscreen tv*Aren't psychic abilities great? It may seem strange but I can control minds, destroy the universe, and create stuff out of nothing but I can't read thoughts.

-- Anonymous, March 29, 2001

I repeat, WOOHOO!!! This can replace all the junk that was stolen from my house months ago!!! ::busily runs around, trying to hook up all the equipment, hoping she gets it all plugged in right:: There, got it!!! ::settles down for long, long, long, hours of playing games and watching movies:: Thanks, Draconic Leader!!!! (can we call you Draco, or something shorter? "Draconic Leader" gets tiring to type!)

-- Anonymous, March 29, 2001

Call me what you please. Even DL will do. Just don't call me dracy or wittle dwacy wacy.*uses telekinetic abilities to return the stolen goods* Justice is necessary for a stable society.

-- Anonymous, March 30, 2001

DL, Lord? Sounds weird to me.*Smuggles some goods under his cape* (Glances at Draconic) Draconic: Hey... *Wolf starts to run* I have yet to learn about justice!!

-- Anonymous, March 30, 2001

Get him, Draco! Or just bring back everything stolen. That sounds like a good idea. I wish I could do that. ::whines:: You all have cooler powers than me!!!! ::bursts into tears:: Why can't I have cool powers like that!!!! ::quits crying, returns to games:: GAMES!!!!

-- Anonymous, March 30, 2001

*ducks as Droconic shoots* OK!OK! *magicks everything back* I give up!*rasie both hands* Comrade! OUCH! *get's shoot in the back of head* I said COMRADE!!!*starts to blast magic every where*

-- Anonymous, March 30, 2001

Eh?*rubs head* Did I just go crazy??

-- Anonymous, March 30, 2001

*staggers a few steps and collasped onto Mog*

-- Anonymous, March 30, 2001

You're both losing it!!!! ::runs over and bangs Mog's and Wolf's heads together. there is a resounding crack:: There, that ought to sort you two out!!!

-- Anonymous, March 30, 2001

*magically heals both* Grrr. My poor head.*runs after Bomber, trying to curse her*

-- Anonymous, March 31, 2001

Look, you're the ones who were acting weird. I had to bang your heads together so you'd snap out of it. Don't you understand??!! ::runs as fast as possible, tries to fly, yet again forgetting that penguins can't fly. falls over:: Nooo! ::gets up, runs right into a tree:: oh shit.

-- Anonymous, March 31, 2001

Pink? PINK?!?!??!?!?!?!? ::pulls out can of spray paint, without even looking at color, uses all of it:: Wait a second... THAT was an even brighter pink!! NOOOOOOO!!!!! ::stops:: Well, I used to like pink, like ten years ago. I can stand it. For... maybe five minutes... ::mutters:: deep breaths... calm down...

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2001

Pink? *shivers* How weird can you get? *thinks abit* Hey! Maybe... *takes another spraycan* HA HA HA HA!!! *laughs uncontrollably as he sprays Bomber yet again* Hmm... *reads the label*Says: Stays neon pink for 5 days.*grins evily(sp?)* Try knocking my head again! HEHEHEHEHE!!

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2001

What? Cheese? *deep in thought* Hmmmm, give me some!

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2001

::looks unhappy:: Well, I hoped not to have to do this either. ::Pulls out a huge can of spray paint, sprays Wolf and Mog. They are now bright yellow with ugly green spots. Gets another spray can, sprays herself grey:: That oughta settle it.

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2001

*uses magic to return normal silvery gray* Grrrr! *pours water on Bomber* HEHEHEHEHE!*gray paint washes off, pink stays* HEHEHEHE!*runs off,leaving both Mog and Bomber very ugly*

-- Anonymous, April 08, 2001

*uses magic to return normal silvery gray* Grrrr! *pours water on Bomber* HEHEHEHEHE!*gray paint washes off, pink stays* HEHEHEHE!*runs off,leaving both Mog and Bomber very ugly* Omf! *trips over a log* Grrr!* gets up and run*

-- Anonymous, April 08, 2001

Why did I type that twice???????????????????????????(?????????????)

-- Anonymous, April 08, 2001

Hey! Oh well, you have no sense of humour.(?????) *snatches a kupo nut from her* Grrmm Gruff!!! *smacks his lips* Delicious!

-- Anonymous, April 08, 2001

What? When did I say that? A girl?*pulls a finger across thoat and sticks out tounge(sp?)* You must mean my cousin, now she's girl. I? No way!!!! Would you like ta be called a guy? Or Moggo?

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Flys? I'd rather not.

-- Anonymous, April 14, 2001

I smell killing!!! Can I help? ::pulls out large bomb:: Just give me the word, and I'll light it!!!!

-- Anonymous, April 17, 2001

*magically makes a shield around himself* There, give me your best shot!

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2001