Cherri posted this thread about penis jokes..

http://greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=004dDQ

Where I come from a woman with any standards wouldn't tell penis jokes in public or on the internet. It is so déclassé.

-- Michael (Michael Roskoff@hotmail.com), February 16, 2001

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Michael, I hate to break it to you, but starting a thread that includes the name of another forumite in the subject line is a dead giveaway that you have a personal axe to grind.

Why is denigrating Cherri personally so important to you that you go out of your way twice to start threads to accomplish this? Who gives a rip if Cherri is "declasse"? I'll bet you pick your nose. Should I care?

-- Miserable SOB (misery@misery.com), February 16, 2001.

Where do you come from Michael?

I come from my mommy with the essential cooperation of my daddy's penis.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), February 16, 2001.

Tell the women where you come from that this is the 21st Century, so get with the program.

-- Buddy (buddydc@go.com), February 16, 2001.

This is yet another dumbass who cannot stand the truth. Be it Cherri or myself, these people go out of their way to silence the messenger.

Come-on, these sickos always focus on THEIR hang-up, their sexual maturity. What Cherri posts out of hundreds did this moron choose to use?

How hard is it? If you ain't getting it...look in the mirror.

-- (doc_paulie@hotmail.com), February 16, 2001.

Where I come from a woman with any standards wouldn't tell penis jokes in public or on the internet. It is so déclassé.

Psssst, hey mr. mike, come on over here, I got a penis joke to tell you.

BTW, I BET YOU WILL LISTEN :^)

A female forum regular member who LUVS jokes, any kind and Is NOT afraid to say PENIS PENIS PENIS in public or anywhere else.

-- member me? (old@forum.member), February 16, 2001.

Doc, I've never tried to silence you or anyone else as a messenger. At least you try to put some thought into your posts. I disagree with your politics but not the way you state your ideas. Cherri on the other hand seems to be totally devoid of any intelligent discussion. She said earlier she would try to put her thoughts into words, and then lo and behold, she pops up pasting jokes about cocks!

Shouldn't she be held to some standard or show some modicum of intelligence on the internet as she would be in real life?

-- Michael (Michael Roskoff@hotmail.com), February 16, 2001.

Why doesn't it surprise me that sumer/member me would come to the defense of Cherri...and in that manner.

Like I said, birds of a feather...and all that.

Enjoy your day.

-- (Micahel Roskoff@hotmail.com), February 16, 2001.

Hold on there Michael. You should not be comparing Cherri to Sumer under any circumstances. Cherri may not be the biggest fan of President Bush but she should not be dragged down to Sumer’s level. If ever there was a mouth without a mind then Sumer would qualify. It may be the result of drugs, alcohol, and/or just plain stupidity; the end result is not too pretty. If for nothing else, you owe Cherri an apology for this character assassination. Sumer is in a class(less) category of her own, thank god.

-- Barry (bchbear863@cs.com), February 16, 2001.

Excuse me Michael, but I don't recall Cherri's jokes using either the term "cock" or "penis". (BTW, why is it OK for you to say cock but she can't say penis?). The jokes were about open flies. Hardly x-rated material.

-- Buddy (buddydc@go.com), February 16, 2001.

Hey Michael,

Since your opinions of Cherri seem to change with each nuance in her writings, I shudder to wonder what you'll think of Einstein after you view this...

Einstein in a Relaxed Moment

(Barry...please let 'sumer be...I've seen serious posts from her and see her "loose" style as deliberate)

-- Eve (eve_rebekah@yahoo.com), February 16, 2001.

Barry, I don't mean to put words in your "mouth" but is this a free for all. I think your post was written tongue-in-cheek.

Michael, the place to raise your issue with the penis jokes in on that thread. I remember Ken taking offense to a few jokes posted as "everyone ought to enjoy this". No not everyone enjoys every joke put out there.

-- Maria (anon@ymous.com), February 16, 2001.

Oops, sorry, the last one in the list does use the word penis. But, last time I looked, that was the technical term for dick.

-- Buddy (buddydc@go.com), February 16, 2001.

Some people just don't know how to conduct themselves "properly" when posting to this forum. Michael calls these people "Everybody But Me".

-- CD (costavike@hotmail.com), February 16, 2001.

Thank you Maria. I'll try to remember that next time.

Barry, I value your opinion 9/10th's of the time, but we must agree to disagree on this one. I don't see Cherri as being much different than sumer on many levels. They both are "common" in my view. To expound on my views would certainly cause more of an uproar.

eve, I believe you are delusional 9/10th's of the time. I seriously believe you need to get back into therapy. I say this in good faith because when you are lucid you almost seem intelligent.

I bid you all adieu.

-- Michael (Michael Roskoff@hotmail.com), February 16, 2001.

You're leaving? Good; get the fuck out, dickhead. Now, tell your wife to get in here so I can slap her.

-- KoFE (your@town.USA), February 16, 2001.

SLAP!

-- KoFE (your@town.USA), February 16, 2001.

Hold on there Michael. You should not be comparing Cherri to Sumer under any circumstances. Cherri may not be the biggest fan of President Bush but she should not be dragged down to Sumer’s level. If ever there was a mouth without a mind then Sumer would qualify. It may be the result of drugs, alcohol, and/or just plain stupidity; the end result is not too pretty. If for nothing else, you owe Cherri an apology for this character assassination. Sumer is in a class(less) category of her own, thank god.

Hi there. I see you have nothing better to do than to discuss me. You are on the same level as your friend there Mikey boy.

Since you have such a 'grudge' against me, why not explain why?

Tell me what have I done to you?

As for being class-less, that sir is your opinion, they are like assholes, everybody has one.

As for the drug/alcohol/stupidity, that again is your opinion.

It would appear to me that you are no better than the nutcase Mike which you are addressing.

Again, it is obvious you have a problem with me, but talk about character slamming, you did a good job on me, I'll give you that.

You do not know me or what I am about. You are a judgemental jerk.

I, otoh speak my mind, perhaps not as intelligent as you do and for that I offer no apology. So I am not as intelligent as some of the forum posters. SO what.

Not that it is any of your business, but I 'mask' alot of my feelings thru humor. With the situations in my life, I need humor.

If you dont like me, in a word: Tough.

I will say that IF you ever had the chance to meet me, I'm sure you'd find that I am NOT at all as you have chosen to describe me.

Cherri: I know these cheap shots hurt, keep your head up.

-- member me? (old@forum.member), February 16, 2001.

Michael has a hard-on for Cherri. I bet Michael is one of those characters who sticks his foot in the toilet before he pees, so no one will hear him taking a piss. Michael, do you fart in the bathtub and catch the bubbles on the way up? Lighten up my man, your going to die before your time if you can't laugh at a joke - no matter how vulgar it is!

-- pavilion (pavilion@pavilion.fom), February 16, 2001.

eve, I believe you are delusional 9/10th's of the time. I seriously believe you need to get back into therapy. I say this in good faith because when you are lucid you almost seem intelligent.

Pretty funny, dude. I take it you haven't played chess with the woman.

-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), February 16, 2001.

When do the "Mr Winky" jokes get posted?

Hey Mike, nothing personal but your last name reminds me of a joke, tell me if you like it....

Question: What is the Russian name for VD?

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Answer: Rotsyourcockoff.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), February 16, 2001.

Da! Is good joke! (Makes my balls go up every time I hear it.)

-- Michael (Michael Roskoff@hotmail.com), February 16, 2001.

Michael ... why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

You can dress us girls up but you just can't take us out.

-- Debra (Thisis@it.com), February 16, 2001.