On my last trip to the toilets in the office I approached the two urinals and one was occupied by the Managing Director. As there are only two urinals you don't have the quandry about which one to use.

So standing there, making an effort to attempt polite conversation I was dying to say, "SO THIS IS WHERE THE BIG KNOBS HANG OUT?"

I bottled it (No not that!!)

-- Anonymous, February 16, 2001

Answers

I recently went into a lav which was being redecorated. A sign on the wall said "Wet paint (this is not an order).

-- Anonymous, February 16, 2001

"Please do not throw cigarette ends in the urinals as it makes them soggy and difficult to light".

"We aim to please, please aim too"

dinner jacket, silk scarf, white Rolls Royce etc...

-- Anonymous, February 16, 2001

"Please don't deposit nose excreta on the walls" - Yeah, I know, disgusting. Nearly made me puke. And guess who the building manager is who put the notice up - L Naggs!!

-- Anonymous, February 16, 2001