Reports of curfew breaking

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Reports are from TeamTalkBollocks but they say the stories are in some newspapers.

The reports that curfews have been broken and drinking has occurred in the early hours of the morning.

I am loathe to believe this but if there is an ounce of truth, how can we respect any of the staff at NUFC never mind the players.

-- Anonymous, February 16, 2001

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-- Anonymous, February 16, 2001

Oooooooooooh - late night drinking. I'm shocked. Never would have imagined it. Only to be expected that any "such happenings" would break to the press. And don't necessarily blame NUFC staff - I'm sure their Manuel and Sophia would be happy for a few hundred pessata in a brown paper bag. Like shit, these things happen.

-- Anonymous, February 16, 2001

Probably a couple of glasses of wine watching Manure 'v' Valencia in the company of Bobby!

-- Anonymous, February 16, 2001

Probably sneaking booze into their rooms and convening as teenagers on school trips do. Allegedly. Not that I'd know anything about that of course. 0:-)

-- Anonymous, February 16, 2001

More like sneaking teenagers into their rooms and filming it.

-- Anonymous, February 16, 2001


Softie, have you ANY evidence to substantiate that slur??? If so, can I have a copy ;-)

-- Anonymous, February 16, 2001

It would be the first time since Xmas that we've seen our team fuck anything!

-- Anonymous, February 16, 2001

Which papers? Which players?

-- Anonymous, February 16, 2001

Teamtalk mentioned Shearer and Dyer but they would wouldn't they. Shearer's experienced enough to know not to take the piss when Bobby's pissed off. Dyer will be under severe watch I reckon.

-- Anonymous, February 16, 2001

Dougal....you at Internet Exchange again? ;-)

-- Anonymous, February 16, 2001


Yes! I was just going to post you a message. It must be odd to be chatting with yourself! It's wonderful in Newcastle,BTW, so sunny and bright.

-- Anonymous, February 16, 2001

Well if that's all their mentioning DeB, definitely sounds made up to me. If they managed to keep Dyer on a leash in hotel full of teenage girls last summer, they can certainly manage in a hotel full of other footballers. Of course Shearer could be the ring leader in the procurement of illicit liquid refreshment. Being the captain and all. Isn't that one of his duties? ;-))

-- Anonymous, February 16, 2001

Well I've seen a copy Geordie and although it was a bit fuzzy they started off quite well, but Nobby couldn't get it in the right area and nobody but Shola was prepared to give head. Half of them had to pull out with groin strain and Given's broken finger cut down the options while even Dyer's diving and Shearer's experience couldn't get the desired result. She gave up altogether when Barton ended up in the wrong place and complained that although they were a bit stiffer half way through after a tongue-lashing by Bobby, the overall performance was limp and ineffectual. She'd have been better off shagging Juan the barman.

-- Anonymous, February 16, 2001

ROTFLMAO, Softie!

CiaraDougal...glad to know the other me is enjoying lovely, sunny Toon. The other one is sat in cold, rainy Baltimore counting down the hours until I can get out of work. Have a hot chocolate for me. They do nice ones there. :-)

-- Anonymous, February 16, 2001


Presumably they do have mini-bars in the rooms? And I guess YBR would encourage the lads to watch how other teams take games seriously away from home.

-- Anonymous, February 16, 2001


Just as well Stan Collymore isn't around then.

-- Anonymous, February 16, 2001

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