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HOW DO CRAZY PEOPLE GO THROUGH THE FOREST?THEY TAKE THE PSYCHO PATH. ============== HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER?
YOU BOIL THE HELL OUT OF IT. ============== WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL?\
DAM! =============== WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE TOO LONG?
POLAROIDS =============== WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK?
A STICK. =============== WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS?
NACHO CHEESE. =============== WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA'S HELPERS?
SUBORDINATE CLAUSES. =============== WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND?
QUATTRO SINKO. =============== WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW?
SPOILED MILK. ================ WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE
FROSTBITE. ================ WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES?
A NERVOUS WRECK. ================ WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND PEA SOUP?
ANYONE CAN ROAST BEEF ================ WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS?
RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT HIM. ================ WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS?
BECAUSE THEY HAVE BIG FINGERS. ================ WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE?
BECAUSE IT SCARES THE DOG. ================ WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC?
SANKA ================ WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER?
THE LOCATION OF THE DIRT BAG. ================ WHY DOES A PILGRIM'S PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN?
BECAUSE THEY WEAR THEIR BELT BUCKLE ON THEIR HAT. ================ WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD SKYDIVER?
A BAD GOLFER GOES, WHACK, DANG IT!. A BAD SKYDIVER GOES DANG IT!! WHACK ================ HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT?
UNIQUE UP ON IT. ================ HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT?
TAME WAY, UNIQUE UP ON IT. ================ WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS?
SKEET. ================ WHAT GOES CLOP, CLOP, CLOP, BANG, BANG, CLOP, CLOP, CLOP?
AN AMISH DRIVE-BY SHOOTING ================ HOW ARE A TEXAS TORNADO AND A TENNESSEE DIVORCE THE SAME?
SOMEBODY'S GONNA LOSE A TRAILER
-- Anonymous, February 14, 2001
Sorry bout the formatting. Am too tired and lazy to make it pretty right now. ;-)
-- Anonymous, February 14, 2001
Nice...I almost fell of the chair....(seriously)
-- Anonymous, February 17, 2001
Truely brilliant Ciara....truely brilliant.I'll be using a lot of them I can promise you that.
-- Anonymous, February 17, 2001