Passed to me by a co-worker this morning. Need more humor......

HEADLINES IN 2050

Florida to be readmitted to Union

Plague of spotted owls threaten crops, livestock

Texas executes last remaining citizen

Mother Monica dies: Revered hero of Bangkok slums overcame lurid past with US president

Wealthy Widow Anna Nicole Smith, 83, weds handsome young actor. 'This is true love.' he beams.

Construction begins on Grenada War Memorial in DC

Cody, Cassidy Gifford elude authorities. Drug-crazed crime spree continues

President "Bonecrusher" Jones to face Chief Justice "Maddog" Ortega in cage Match.

Baltimore Rams defeat St. Louis Ravens

Pope Phil II settles custody battle with ex-wife

Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on mutants

Younger generation's music provokes outrage of elders

DC Zoo to receive rare cow

Authentic year 2000 chad sells for $6.9 Million at Sotheby's

Nursing home lawsuit case: Clinton denies candy striper's allegations

Court clears AOLTimeWarnerGE-DisneyCiscoFordRJR-NabiscoExxon-Mobil of monopoly charges.

50-year study: Diet and exercise key to weight loss

Baby conceived naturally

It wasn't the cigarettes - It was the ashtrays

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), February 14, 2001

Answers

this is gay

-- Jim Smit (biteme@excite.com), April 06, 2001.

LOL, Deano. Seen this one before, but (like the one Maria posted), it never fails to bring forth a guffaw or two.

Would love to come back in 2050 and see how much of this holds true.

-- (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), April 06, 2001.