In the Ronnie today inviting people to apply for an evening of questions with Freddie Shepherd.

I bet he's not looking forward to this one!

-- Anonymous, February 14, 2001

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I was just going to post asking whether any Toon-based Mags on here fancied going. Monsieur Clarky?

-- Anonymous, February 14, 2001

Dougal - the way I feel right now I'd be risking joining the Leeds Three if I won that particular draw!

I'm afraid the concept of submitting my name in a draw to 'win' the opportunity of having dinner with FS doesn't fall generally within my broad categorisation of entertainment.

What's more, he has my number - any time he wants to have dinner, or a cosy chat with me, all he has to do is pick up the telephone.

-- Anonymous, February 14, 2001