I phoned the club last Thursday to ask for a candidates pack for the Fans Committee. When it hadn't appeared by this morning I phoned again. The guy found my details quickly and said there was a problem because I wasn't a season ticket holder. (Quick smile). We moved a couple of months ago and I'd never let the club know.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Answers

Can I be your campaign manager?

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

All applications need to be made in writing, any useful photographs should be included, as should full details of current salary

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Useful photographs on their way, Don't let Ben see them. The E mail is entitled Anna Kornikova jpg.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

don't you dare !!!!

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

That's the new virus!!

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

ARGhhhh NO

I just got a virus

Why didn't someone warn me?

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

it's a .vps that has the virus. You're ok with .jpg....other than the hair you'll start growing on your palm. ;-)

hat, coat, etc...

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001