"Males in London are 16% more likely to suffer impotence than their provincial cousins..."

no shame in losing to those flacid nothing cockneys

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Answers

Does Middlesex count as London?

Concerned Stud Muffin, of Hillingdon

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

When i last saw your lass (steamy weekend in Paris) she said you were a nice lad and everything but were going soft. Bingo! its the Hillingdon connection...

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Bobby, better get yersel' back to the north east PDQ!

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

I think it might be a bit late, Steph

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Hillingdon you say Bobby? I got a summons some time ago from hillingdon because of non payment of parking fines. Ive never been and dont even know where hillindon is. It came to pass that some urchin was driving aroung in a Astra with my Vectras plates on blimin che

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Sorry about that Ken...

Hillingdon is west London, part of which has the picturesque village of Heathrow. Thankfully, the flightpath goes nowhere near us :-)

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

So people who live in Forest Hall are harder than those that live in Forest Green?

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

christ rik, imagine if you lived in london!

you'd be a hebridean tax payer!

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Hey Bobby, divvint worry aboot it, the problem doesn't affect us Hillingdon folk.......just ask wor lass!

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001