Redrafted letter to Freddy Shepherd

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Dear Mr Shepherd. I write on behalf of a number of Newcastle fans who are sick to the back teeth of being let down by a pile of overpaid knackers who don't deserve to wear the black and white shirt. Might I suggest that the club spearheads a campaign to force the PFA to allow clubs to fine players who play without passion or commitment? Might I also suggest that the youth and reserve team games get played at SJP and the first team games get played at Kingston Park until such time as the first team realise how privileged they are that so many people part with their hard-earned cash to watch them? Thank you. ps. Please can I also suggest that any future jollies and sun breaks take place at the players' personal expense?

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2001

Answers

LOL! Excellent, Dougal. Ohhh, I need a drink!

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2001

Good one Dougal.......we'll use that on at the DT will we!

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2001

I dare you to actually send it to FS

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2001

Well, we can do: only thing is, for it to be at all funny, you need to know the background of us getting all exercised last week about the atmosphere etc...

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2001

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