So here I am sat in Germany - got Sky digital so decide to watch Soccer AM this morning.

Fans of the week - Mackem Lasses! - Aaargh!!!!!!!!!

Janice turned to me and said "They should be playing 'Who let the dogs out'".

By the way they'd rather beat the Toon 5 - 0 than qualify for the Champions League - Fat chance of either but shows their ambition!

I'm not watching that! Think I'll go shopping.

Anyway I'm off to Texas for another week tomorrow - West 6th Street here I come. Just a shame I'll miss the Charlton match.

-- Anonymous, February 10, 2001

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Have fun! Regarding Makem lasses, I agree: that's why I've nipped into work for a couple of hours. There was a fantastic story from a Mag the other week though - he was a jeweller and this Makem woman came in, larging it about SMB FC. He didn't say a word but agreed to make her this red and white ring. Firstly, he charged her £500 too much for the ring and bought his ST with the extra profit but also had something like NUFCPRIDEOFTHENOTHENORTHEAST or ALANSHEARERENGLANDSNO1 inscribed in the band of the ring. She thought it was just the hallmark...

-- Anonymous, February 10, 2001

Mackemville, the great social experiment - they have achieved the first truly classless society.
That is, the first to have absolutely no class whatsoever!

;-{)

-- Anonymous, February 10, 2001