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Taking a break from their first day of work, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney go out to a restaurant near the White House. The waitress comes over and asks them what they would like. Dick orders the"Heart-Healthy" salad.The waitress turns to Dubya and asks him, "What would you like, Mr. >President?"
"I'd like a quickie."
The waitress is shocked and astonished. In a huff, she exclaims, "I thought you were going to bring a new era of moral rectitude to the White House! Now I see that you, like all politicians, were lying! I'm sorry I ever voted for you!" and storms off.
Bush sits there, stunned for a moment. Then Cheney leans over and says,
"George, I think it's pronounced QUICHE."
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-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), February 09, 2001
This story is bogus. Real men don't eat quiche.
-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), February 09, 2001.
haha Lars! funny =)
-- (cin@cin.cin), February 09, 2001.
Very good Lars!
-- Barry (bchbear863@cs.com), February 09, 2001.
Hmmmm...maybe it's his juvenile persona and frat-boy-partier image that makes me suspect he's a Two Minute Guy in the sack. "Quickie" may be a Freudian slip as to his masculine talents. hahahahaha
-- Wimpy (Wimpy@Wimpy.com), February 09, 2001.
Very good Lars!You're such a GOOOOD boy!!
Now class, how about a nice round of applause for little Lars, the VERY FUNNY boy!!
-- Teacher (Lars@teacher's.pet), February 10, 2001.
Teechur--Not that I care but I am curious---what's your problem?
-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), February 10, 2001.