1. If she says she is a virgin that doesn't mean she is from a state in the South.

2. Silence doesn't mean your performance leaves her speechless.

3. If you're going to call out a name make sure it's the right one.

4. Choking the chicken is not something done at farms. Spanking the monkey is not something done at zoos.

5. No one in junior high is 18, even if they're wearing a lot of make-up.

6. You don't need a passport to French kiss.

7. If your partner asks you to wear a leather mask it does not mean that it is Halloween.

8. Safe sex does not mean she has an airbag attached to her.

9. Spermicide is not made by Raid

10. The clap doesn't mean she is applauding your performance.

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), February 09, 2001