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Newspaper Headlines:"Infertility unlikely to be passed on" --Montgomery Advertiser
"Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men" --The Sunday Oregonian
"Man shoots neighbor with machete" --The Miami Herald
"Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear" --Journal of Commerce
"Some phone psychics provide useless, erroneous information" --Staten Island Sunday Advance
"Iowa moves back to Pittsburgh" --The Flint Journal
"Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of Sexism" --The Los Angeles Times
-- Anonymous, February 09, 2001