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Newspaper Headlines:

"Infertility unlikely to be passed on" --Montgomery Advertiser

"Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men" --The Sunday Oregonian

"Man shoots neighbor with machete" --The Miami Herald

"Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear" --Journal of Commerce

"Some phone psychics provide useless, erroneous information" --Staten Island Sunday Advance

"Iowa moves back to Pittsburgh" --The Flint Journal

"Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of Sexism" --The Los Angeles Times

-- Anonymous, February 09, 2001


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