What about Cathygreenspun.com : LUSENET : Junkyard Wars : One Thread
Let's go for the biggest challenge of all. See which team can build Cathy the better toothbrush and make her a better wardrobe from materials found in the junkyard. It's bound to make her more attractive than she looks now. What's with the Brits and their teeth anyway?
-- K Lincoln (email@example.com), February 09, 2001
I think she's totally hot. Oh course, I go for women with big prefrontal lobes.
-- ERic (firstname.lastname@example.org), February 09, 2001.
Cathy does not appear to have a big prefrontal anything
-- www.geocities.com/kablamotheclown (email@example.com), February 09, 2001.
You can't see it, but it's there.
-- Eric (firstname.lastname@example.org), February 09, 2001.
First of all, If you have nothing better to do than insult Cathy, try getting a job. (or a life) Cathy is beautiful, intelligent, and cooler than any of you e-bashers. Let's see any of you dream up something as cool as this show! Don't worry Cathy, I'm working on a plan to marry you, and take you away from all these fools.
-- T. Cow (email@example.com), February 12, 2001.
I just love Cathy, she is so great and what a sport. Wouldn't change a thing about Cathy, but as long as the show is going to be in LA, maybe one show with her in a string bikini would do, thong in the back please.
-- Richard James Retey (firstname.lastname@example.org), February 12, 2001.
OK DrunkCow. I have both a life and job, and I doubt that you are any sort of person that should call others a fool. Do you really think that this show is Cathy's idea? Only a fool would be working on a plan to marry a TV show host. How pathetic your life must be. I'm sure she will be impressed with someone with 'DrunkCow' as an e- mail address. It's time for you to put down your computer and go get a life. p.s. Maybe you wouldn't think she was so good looking if you weren't a DrunkCow.
-- K Lincoln (email@example.com), February 15, 2001.
Yeah, I'm sure he was being completely serious. He couldn't possibly have been kidding.
-- Eric (firstname.lastname@example.org), February 16, 2001.